Forget all of that for a moment.
Today is a very special day.
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

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 / ___/ _ \ / ___| |/ / |_   _| | | | ____/ ___||  _ \  / \\ \ / /
| |  | | | | |   | ' /    | | | | | |  _| \___ \| | | |/ _ \\ V / 
| |__| |_| | |___| . \    | | | |_| | |___ ___) | |_| / ___ \| |  
 \____\___/ \____|_|\_\   |_|  \___/|_____|____/|____/_/   \_\_|  

( SuperMatt, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

the head of our French office is a Mr Coq.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

DID SOMEONE SAY COCK TUESDAY?

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

*fives*

( SuperMatt, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

It's made tuesdays a little bit more special for me

( Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

With a Special Cock?

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

YES

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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Are you becoming a lady?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

No.
Why, are you?
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Wormuvasquez?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

haha

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

I'm glad someone got it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

I'm not sure thats a good thing

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Yes. It. Is.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

nuke the whole site from orbit,
it's the only way to be sure.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

\o/

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Pfft no

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Phew, that was a close one

( SuperMatt, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Is your sig a Gonzo reference?

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

WOOP WOOP!

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 / __)(  _  )/ __)( )/ )  (_  _)(  )(  )( ___)/ __)(  _ \  /__\ ( \/ )
( (__  )(_)(( (__  )  (     )(   )(__)(  )__) \__ \ )(_) )/(__)\ \  / 
 \___)(_____)\___)(_)\_)   (__) (______)(____)(___/(____/(__)(__)(__) 

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Cocx?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

NO!

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( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

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( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Fuck it

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

I liked yours best

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

gross sideways long tits

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

cracking pair of udders

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

cocktitsday!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Yes
Only 6 days until my birthday!
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

WOOOP WOOOOOOP

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Simmer down, I'm here.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Get boiling everyone, I'm here.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)