HAHAHAHAHA! Internet people..
Hello failures, it's me JMG with your daily dose of better living.
How's the internet?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

FULL OF TEH RAGE !
Top win last night to send the Boro doon !

You'll recover from a mauling from Fulham at the weekend when you realise Hull and Bore will also have lost.

HOWAY !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

There was much merriment.
Everybody on here seemed to be happy for me.
Everybody asides Bogus_Official. I think it upsets him when I'm happy.


I think he has to say "JMG" and "autism" so many times in one day, or his family will die.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

West Brom to beat Liverpool

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

That's the spirit!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

Did I tell you about my VIP trip to the Hawthorns on Saturday?

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

I think you did.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

That would be meaningless for both
WB are already down and Man U wont drop any more points.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

West Brom aren't down yet
If Hull, Newcastle and Boro' don't get any more points and WBA win their remaining games
they will get out at their expense.
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

I have just had to read the wiki of the final episode of heroes as I am completely lost
Oh and Preston got knocked out of the playoffs

One of them days
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Look on the bright side
We can go to football matches together!
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

imgur.com/K4VS.jpg
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

Oh b4shes...

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

:(
Chin up and all that.
You can go to matches with Wormulus.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

*swings arms around*
*pointing flaily winkicks*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Do I detect an element of envolving in your workplace?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

I think that's probable.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

The dog just had a funny turn.
We reckon it was probably the paint fumes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

Poor hound.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

I feel more sorry for the dog.

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

For some unknown reason
I have Babylon Zoo's 'Spaceman' in my head all of a sudden.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

And now I'm thinking about Levis

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

NOOO.
When we went out on Saturday night, we ended up at a nineties night where I danced like a loon barefoot. He finished the night with that pile of shite. He hadn't heard of The Auteurs and he wouldn't play Ben Folds Five or Therapy? The cunt.

/end of rant
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

It's just appeared in my noggin like a moonpig advert.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Dunno, just got here.
I'm doing OFFLINE things in the garden.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

*Flymo fives*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)