This Friday is my last night shift in work, EVAH.
YAY.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Remember to block the toilet and liberally distribute laxatives

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Hooray!
I quite like nights, because you get to go into town and sit in cafés with a paper during the day. After you've had a kip, of course.
( Druid, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

NEAR THE TOP.
Does anyone have an mp3 of "Untitled 7 (Dauðalagið)" by Sigur Rós that they could send me?
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

I saw them live once and recorded it to my brain.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

I do, yes.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

I bet you don't really
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( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

I actually do!
I'm feeling helpful.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

If you don't want it, that's fine.
But I do have it, and you did ask.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

Could I have it please?
I apologise for my late reply, I was in the shower.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

Yes, you can.
Check your gaz.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

Checked and replied.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

new thing uploaded to the thing
uninstall the old thing first
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Hello Frank, you delightful lump of man-sex.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

hello you wonderfully glamorous sex kitten
I burnt my mouth on a very hot fried egg earlier
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

That sounds really quite painful.
I hope you have a selection of hot bitches to kiss it better for you.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

I did that thing where you lean forward and clutch your chest like you're having a heart attack
it burnt all the way down

I could probably sue someone over this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

The frying pan manufacturer, and possibly your gas supplier too.
Those cunts failed to warn you of the danger.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

Sue the chicken for malpractice.
Or sue Dave Trouser. You won't need a reason, you'll win anyway.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

What does your little add-on do?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

it's an all-purpose meme-blocker and ascii obliterator
those posts get replaced with a soothing picture of a kitten
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

Right now I'm working on one that will replace the witless blatherings of the most prolific brain-farters with far nicer fare.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

I can GAZ you a link to download mine if you want?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

If you please.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:43, archived)