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That's all very shit.
Have a hug.

*hug*

I had to be taken to hospital yesterday. I was wheeled out of work on a wheelchair, with oxygen masks and nebulisers and looking like a really shit Darth Vader. I was mortified. That was pretty shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
blimey!
are you ok now? Was it asthma-related?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
It was unnghgghghhhnnnnrrrr related.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
Yup. I had chest x-rays and everything.
They've ruled out everything very horrible, and are fairly convinced that it is very bad hayfever. I'm at home now with yet MOAR steroids, recommendations for anti-histamines and local honey, and I have to go and get all my meds changed at the asthma clinic as they did precisely Fuck All yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
wow, that is impressively shit
Hope you feel better soon hun x
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
On the plus side you get to eat honey.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
you big mong.
*sympathy*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
I'm ready for the knackers yard.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
more like the knockers yard
ahahahahatits
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
I'm so horny right now

(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
Oof! Hope you're OK.
I was dragged in to horsepiddle the other week in an ambilumpse. It is not funny at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
No, but if you are a girl the ambulance men flirt with you to cheer you up.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
I flirted with the nurses the *counts* three times I've ended up in hospital.
They're actually quite receptive, the dirty trollops.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
Badger is such a slag.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
Me, after turning up in a Slovenian hospital with a suspected broken rib: Hello
Lovely and very attractive Slovenian nurse: You're drunk.
Me, clambering for something terribly witty and charmingly British to say:...Yes. Yes I am...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
Clambering?

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
You know
reaching out, trying to grab onto something, like a plant. A clambering plant.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
I don't like this use of the word.
It means climbing, not trying or reaching out.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
I, like most words in my lexicon thought to be used in a dubious manner,
am going to put this down to DIALECT.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
I'll agree with the spirit of that, but
since the parenthesis does not agree with the rest of your sentence, I'll do it with a raised eyebrow.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
I just re-read that and agree with you.
I've gone and confused the subject with the object.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
Or it's got confused with you...

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
smoo oooth

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something terribly witty and charmingly British to say her tits
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
Well, this too.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
Good lord, lady.
Be well, it's apparently brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
I'm going to be well for the 30th May. Yes I fucking AM.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
I sincerely hope so
I can just tell I'm going to have a dicky tummy for the meet. I can feel it in my waters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
*pointing finger of great justice*
YOU SHALL BE THERE
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
Nothing's stopping me from making it, promise.
I'm importing b3tans from Germany, I have to!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
Oh you poor love.
*gentle cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:47, archived)