Someone keeps telling me they want to "touch base" with me.
Does this mean I'm in for a shag here?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

No
it means they are a cunt and they want to bore the fucking cunt off you by being a cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

yes, definitely
next time you see said person, start stripping off immediately
they'll follow suit
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Nah, they just think you'd be good at Rounders

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

He is
/relurks
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

MOOSE
*grasps your shin*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Oh yes, I'd forgotten the rounders bash
:)
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

next time you see this person
cup their genitals. This is a secret code, they'll know what you mean.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

It mean they want you to rape them
and they'll be deeply offended if you don't
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I fucking hate that phrase
It's normally followed by a meeting where cunts say things like, Blue sky thinking or Thinking outside the box.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

PROMOTE SYNERGY
Like a boss
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

:-(

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

NSFW
www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/snl-like-a-boss.html
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

*shits on your desk*
/like a boss
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

haha
I quite enjoyed that
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

I'd fuck that fish's brains out for sure
LIKE A BOSS
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

i say do, and you say action
you say synergy, and i say what the fuck is synergy?
do, action, synergy, thingy
let's have a strategic review
( spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Ahaha, I just looked up synergy
It basically means teamwork.

Fucking buzzwords.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

that extra syllable
is empowering
( spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:48, archived)