now i know what betty boo was singing about

( spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

She used to shit in condoms
freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.

I believe it's referred to as a Lumley due to Joanna Lumleys preference for that kind of thing.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

I totally dont beleive this
though Joanna Lumley did do some porn in the 1970's.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

I think I read that on here yesterday
Although I could have just imagined it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

I read it on here yesterday
but that's no guarantee that you read that on here yesterday.

I think you have an urge to pleasure yourself with a frozen shit.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

I don't think JL
ever did proper porn, she was in the odd farce comedy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

I bet she would if the Gurkhers asked her to.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I would if one of them cunts
was threatening to cut me a new bumhole with his little stabbity knife.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

That would be
quite a few catergories in one there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

"gerkhers" are the regiment that protects 9n0nz0's house.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

She did
took it up the shitter off dogs
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I thought that was called space docking
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space-docking

Obv nsfw
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I think you'll find the correct term for this practice is
"OMG THATS FUCKING SICK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING SICK WIERDO FREAK, GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE NOW, BITCH"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

I think it'd be quite difficult to poo into a condom in the first place
And wouldn't there be a danger of a "tongue stuck to frozen lamppost" scenario?

Is it one of those things that no-one has ever actually done, an urban myth like the superman and the angry pirate? Or are people that bored and broken?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW GOATWORRIER!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

?
1 do a firm shit
2 roll the johnny over it
3 freeze
4 seek treatment for mental illness

simples
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

also
I think another fresh johnny over the frozen one would solve the tongue lamppost stick thing.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

*real life shudder*
But eventually it'll melt... and...

Urgh. This makes me very sad.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

But you'd have to grab your own poo.
Although I imagine if the intention is to put it in your freezer then in your bum that'd be part of the fun.

*does a bit of a shudder*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:06, archived)