They tend to have shit quality sound systems
and turn them up too loud to compensate.

I'd rather watch a decent special effects-type film at home, in my lovely home cinema, with my great big Bose speakers rumbling and sitting on my comfy leather sofa with NO CUNTING STRANGERS EATING CUNTING POPCORN around me.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Yes, very much this.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

i'd rather go to the cricket.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

and i do.
so i have nothing to complain about.
i suggest doing what you would rather do, if you get the chance.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

it might lower your blood pressure.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Cricket is shit
just the knowledge that some people somewhere in the country play cricket makes me homicidal.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

you poor thing!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

What if all I want to do is hang around with you, but I don't like the cricket?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

you can meet me in the pub afterwards if you like?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Go to a 10cc gig

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

i found out not that long ago that the name refers to spunk
as does 'pearl jam'
obvious now, but it honestly never crossed my mind
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I prefer going to your home cinema too
especially to knock one off to dirty films in your special chair.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

We went to see knowing a few weeks ago
and I am not kidding it was so loud it really hurt my ears, I am sure one of the speakers blew because after plane scene it was crackling for the rest of the film.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:54, archived)