It's like when you buy kids clothes
and the label inside says "Keep away from fire" Really ? There was me thinking if I put a pair of Dora the Explorer pyjamas on my kids they would be able to walk accross the surface of the sun.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

It says that inside my shoes.
"not flameproof equipped"

Really? you fucking surprise me. I always fireproof stuff using Puma trainers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

The thing that really gives me the fucking rage is these film description things
"Finding Nemo - Contains mild peril and language"

FUCK OFF YOU AMERICAN CUNTS, JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE, JUST DIE, ALL 200 FUCKING MILLION OF YOU. DIE NOW. I'M FUCKING WAITING !!!!!
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I think "mild peril" is a brilliant phrase.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

It is
but it should refer to the journey of a rich tea biscuit, dunked for slightly too long, from drink to mouth. NOT TO A CUNTING FILM YOU SACKS OF PEDANTIC, RIGHT WING, FUNDAMENTAL YANK CAAAAAAAAANTS.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

I love you two, you pair of curmudgeonly old fuckers.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

pfft

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:38, archived)