I once read there was a staged production of Anne Frank's diary that was so poor that when the Nazis turned up
the audience shouted "she's upstairs!"
( rob, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

Sutcliffe! Sutcliffe!
You'll never get me in the slammer.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

I truly am so very sorry

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

I hope the actress responded, "Oh no I'm not!"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Oh the hilarity

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

reading's for gays!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:20, archived)