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THEN I'm going to the corner shop.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
Dude, you should like totally go and get a CURLY WURLY
In your Honda Accord.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
And if you see any skagheads on the way, you're legally allowed to run them over.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
He appeears to have deleted that story.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
GUTTED.
Well, it's up to us to keep its spirit alive.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
Hehe! I know him IRL
He's actually a sound bloke. I've known him for years.
We went to the same playschool, primary school and secondary school until I moved schools.
I've heard the anecdote in the pub and it sounded better than when I read it on here!
I was dismayed when I got to the bottom of the post and saw his name!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
That story makes him sound like a right nob.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
Yeah, it does.
He's really not though.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
How does he find the Honda Accord's fuel economy?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
I dunno, he's got a different car now.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
Couldn't get the needle marks out of the paintwork?
Or did some smaller boys nick it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
Have you ever tried to get junkie dents out of your bonnet after pinning a semi comatose shadow of a human up against a wall?
No? Well shut the fuck up man. You've got NO IDEA what it's like.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
Who are talking ill of so I can join in pls?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
he's deleted the story

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
Some chap on QOTW..
..who was bullied by, and I quote "one of the "cocks of the year" from the year below.....", who, upon discovering that his tormentor was now a drug addict, tried to run him over in a Honda Accord.

The story has now been deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
Did you step to that shit?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
Why do you think he deleted it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
fo'sho

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
Maybe he realised
that he sounded like a cock, or maybe he got bullied by nasty people from the /talk board.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
lol he could write a story about that lol.
fo'real
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
Oh come on now..
..statistically, it's impossible that we were ALL in the year below him at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
Well, I don't know I recently discovered
that a lot of people here are younger than me, and I'm sure at least one person here must be on heroin.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
lol that bitch from harry potter lol?
fo'shiz
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
I may have linked it for the benefit of /talk users, yes.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6146507
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
represented

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
jesus h christ.
I've not heard anything about the fabled Curly Wurly since I was a wee lass!
They're tops. I agree. Buy one of them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
At the moment, my favourite chocco combo from the shop over the road is a curly wurly AND a FREDDO.
Double my pleasure and only 35p? Oh, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
but a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
I have no kids. I'm a man godammit.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
you can still treat other people's children to your fudge

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
Top chocolating RR!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
*BIG TENS*
*gets chocolate all over your hands*

*hopes that it is chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
I have an Irn Bru flavour Wham bar for later.
It's all go here!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
Hedonist!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
I'm living the dream.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
I have a boost and ginger beer
it's Friday after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
Reach for the sky!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
Will you tell us when you bored of this too?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
I'll make some dinner when I get bored of that.
You can all help me decide what to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
Why are threads like this left alone
but LOLRANDOM threads by people over the 50,000 user mark are mercilessly shot down?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
Oh, and get me a packet of Malteasers.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
Hey, I'm just joining in.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
If I think about the internet and half of the meaningless gobshites in it like a primary school
it all makes a bit more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
Badger's being satirical

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
There is a very thin line between satire and actually just posting what you are doing

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
i think it is good to support local shops
but this in no way a slight towards multi-national companies who i feel also deserve praise, no offence, cool
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
OK so...
I just heard on the radio about a shop in Colchester where someone affixed a professionally made sign to the window, which caused quite a stir. It read, "We would rather do business with gangsters, and terrorists than serve a single British soldier. Al Qaeda sympathisers welcome." Well freedom of speech and all that is a good thing but this was a funeral parlour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
That's top real-life trolling right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
Should I feel dirty for smiling at that?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
It's clearly been done by an actual Colchester resident.
You tell from the diplomatic and tolerant approach to it's considerate, polite and well-mannered military personenel stationed there.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
Oh. They have the military in Colchester now?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
It's a bit
"I think people who disagree with me should die"
but it's also witty, so you can let them off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
I'M WEARING A SHIRT
everything is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:26, archived)