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I havn't been able to type words here for a while because of multiple web filters at work.
I have finally managed to bypass them all...yay

Summarize the last few months for me in no more then 10 words..
or just call me names.
Abuse makes me moist.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
shit

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
happens..

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
Monotonous repetative bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
Wobbling
Racism
Sexface
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
Same old same old
You cunt
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
descriptive AND abusive
like it
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
that sounds like a lot of effort

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
just take your time
and try not to strain anything..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
Hello.
I may be popping in to see you next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
herro.
hold on, i just noticed your message..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
Are you still in that shop in Chesterton?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
indeed. check your gaz

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
I did. They are all dead.
Oh wait.... gaZ...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
Bashes
Spong in UK fails to meet most b3tards
Lunch threads
Wobbling
JMG
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
You didn't fail to meet me :)

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
Nor me

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
she didn't even TRY to meet me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
2009

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
Abuse
Impotent rage
Bullying
Impotent rage
Derision
Impotent rage
Attention seeking
Impotent rage
JMG
Impotent rage
Showing off
Impotent rage
Pooing
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

Monster cavewoman knockers. SFW

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
Dude your eye is poor
did you not notice also the GARGANTUAN cavewoman vulva ?

Or are you more into fattening yourself up on milky goodness than having sex ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
phwoar!
That's what I look like when I lie on my back.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
It looks like a plucked chicken with tits

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
plucked tits with chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
I don't know what that would look like

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
I saw that in the paper
35,000 years! If I'm honest I didn't know we'd been around for that long. Humans, not ladies with massive caveman knockers.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
don't belive the liberal media,
trying to destroy god fearing folk
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
if you think about it, it's not that long in terms of the age of the entire planet
but I still thought "35,000 years? That's aaaages."
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
trust the gemans to invent porn

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Oh from the first that the line got drawn.
It was poison in the land it was on.
One red thread through the middle of a song.
My only one, my only one.

I can remember the age that I was
but not that story that pumped in my blood.
When you were the saviour
and I was the taker of...
Oh where I was.

Oh but man oh man you can do what you want.
Oh man oh man you can do what you want.
The only line that is true is the line you're from.

I have to say there was a mile or two.
I had the itch to fly and I flew.
Now at best we would make our dreams
with something used.
With something used.

And from the minute that the line got drawn.
I couldn't see straight to you for nothing.
Now me, I'm the poison in one.
Yeah I'm the one.
I am the...

Oh but man oh man you can do what you want.
Oh man oh man you can do what you want.
The only line that is true is the line that you're...

Oh man oh man you can do what you want.
Oh man oh man you can do what you want.
The only line that is true is the line you're from.
The only line that is true is the line you're from.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
Well this got pretty queer pretty fast.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
I read that as
"OMG I'M GAY"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
I got bored.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
Bored of fannies.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
Your mums ruined them all for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
You can try sucking my dad's dick.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
Has he washed it after taking it out of your ass?
If not,I'll not bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
So what you're saying is you suck clean dicks.
Just clearing this up right here.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
No.
I'm saying you fuck your da.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
You also said you'd suck a clean dick.
I've screenshotted it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
I never said I would if it was clean.
Just that I wouldn't bother sucking it if he hadn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
You're really not helping your case.
It doesn't matter much anyway because here's the damning evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
BOOMSHANKA

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
fo'real

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
May the seed of your loin
grow fruitful in the belly of your woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
I tried watching it again recently
it wasn't funny
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
Have you been watching series 2 of the news?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
no, the plots are getting too far-fetched now
global warming indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
Of course not
you're not an adolescent boy anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
I'm officially rough trade

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
Dear fascist Bully Boy
Give me some money, you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
Feb,Mar,Apr

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
Hello blue namer.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Hello
My profile isn't really worth anyone looking at it :(
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
That's the spirit blue namer.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
That's an anagram of:
A Barf Perm
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
Ooooh
Is it skankathon tonight?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
Yes.
Yes it is. It'll be kick ass awesome.

You know that song Ghost Town? It's about Coventry. OH EM GEE
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
FUCKING HELL!
I'm proper looking forward to seeing them. I've been getting all school disco, watching old videos on youtube and that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

about Coventry Craggy Island's national anthem
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Craggy Island Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
same thing, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
PAIN

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
chocolate or buttery?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
ALMOND PAIN MOTHERFUCKER

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
I JUST GOT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING AND FEEL A BIT STUPID NOW
I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP TALKING IN CAPS AND ATTRACTING ATTENTION TO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
Just noticing this error right here.
Was drawn to the caps.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
I'M EXTRA THICK BECAUSE I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANT
OH NO

ALSO, HELLO UTOL
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
Hello ruh huh cuh paul,
what a Friday we find ourselves in eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
i know
it's so different to every other friday that i'm starting to think it's a tuesday in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
i'm not sure my personal opinion on this forum is worth much, sorry, no offence
smart
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
insisting

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
forum banter
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
Had i wanted your opinion..
..I would have pulled my cock from your mouth.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
wink means no offence mongy.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
i presumed as much, although the use of a semi-colon and a closed bracket could really be anything, i find no offence is easier for forum users to accept, no offence tho
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
It was supposed to be a diagram of me pulling my cock from your mouth..

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
Tedium
Tedium
Christmas
Tedium
bivvy
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
did you see the story relating to tiny water melons? i'm sure you have, sorry for wasting your time, no offence, great
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/5317981/Micro-melons-20-times-smaller-than-regular-size.html
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
i prefer big melons
loltits
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:10, archived)