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I see B3ta/talk has got 0.1% better while I was away
I think Lost has improved in the latest series by at least 0.62%.

What do you think has improved?
(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
Your chances of being told to fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
BAM!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
Oh for fuck's sake, Piston_Broke is posting my Phoenix Wright image every bloody where.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
THAT'S WHO YOU'RE LINKED WITH!
PISTON_BROKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
I'm totally replacing that image with some gay porn.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
like that would stop him

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
Or amend the picture to say
"TO THE JUSTICE MOBILE
ALSO, PISTON'S A PRICK"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
This wins

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Get me a pic of Piston and I'll make a Honda Accord run him over

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/piston.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
YES!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
DO IT! DO IT!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
Bugger it, can't get the hosting to overwrite the original thingy.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
What Phoenix Wright image?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422792
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
That image of Phoenix Wright.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
and boom goes the dynamite

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
This is the kind of reply I want
Keep them coming
(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
your blog
now that it doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
This is the most offensive reply you could come up with?
Try harder, dirt-eater.
(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
FUCK OFF

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
You being shit!
lololol
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
Your shit
and you know you are.
(Seebeedee, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
you're

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
no, no,
I think he meant that as is.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
you think his shit has improved?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Well
he did ask
(Seebeedee, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
Know you are what?
explain man!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Your shit





give it to me, in a zippy sandwich bag. I want to keep it. smell it...maybe taste it abit.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
"I think you want to do more than taste it - I think you want to EAT that man-shit"
That was a memorable line from a story some guy had written and posted on a gay usenet channel. I found it back in the early days of the web (1996 I think). Quite opened my eyes, it did.
(Seebeedee, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
I got fucked off with lost after about series 3
ended up not caring where they fuck they were.

Hope they are all dead or in space or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
it turns out they're all actors making a confusing television program

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
what? they are paid to pretend to be someone else?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
I'm sticking with my dog's dream theory.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
MRSA

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
I think it should go back up by 0.1% when you take a step back and try and fuck your own face off.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
Pease stop trying to demonstrate this
I dont want to see you getting bent
(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
I don't have to. I just get a normal errection and it brushes me a cowslick it's so fucking big.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
I guess all that blood has to come from
somewhere.
(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
/talk now has at least
eleventy % more Honda Accord.

I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:05, archived)