LOL if i was going to make up a band it would be called
"Hermione Granger's gargantuan spunky pissflaps"


what would you call yours you disgusting fat inbred heathens?
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

Jam Master Geordies.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

Sounds logical,
but who would be the frontman?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

In a stunning move, GMoS.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

RR on bass.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Can I drum?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

that why they have auditions
to find out if you can
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

The sexiest gosh darn auditions ever!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

The only drumming at the gigs will be from the fingers of fatties on tables eagerly waiting for the interval and their next meal.

( FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

No fat roadies.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Can I be that creepy fan who always gets right in the middle of the front row, because I camped for 2 nights to get there.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

SickRik's Danger Vein

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

or
The Sexy Offenders
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

or
Bananarama, but said in an Indian accent
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

BraynDedd and the Zombies.
I'm sure I've already answered this question numerous times.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

I've plans to make a film entitled
Zombie Hookers and Voodoo Pimps. I've no plot, but I'm pretty sure it will sell on the strength of the title.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

Worked for Zombie Strippers.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

CAUTION: BEES

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

SUDDENLY: BISON

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

UWAGA: ZUBR

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

www.justanswer.com/questions/nxkh-aunts-bison-suddenly-afraid
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

BzZzzZzzZzzZz
                                                                                                                                                                         
(bou bees, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Limey and the Treats.
Duh.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

Matt White and the Emulsions
Zebedee Cosmic's Deluxe Mobile Freakout
Leonard Lenin and the Llama's Pyjamas
Ten Thousand Years of Dead Spiders

I can't remember the others but I've used all of the above for one-off gigs
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

I like those names.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Wussy and the Bedwetters.
the lolarious thing is, they're the opposite of what the name suggests.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Mini T and the Baby Ps

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

Tara and the Twats

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Dumb and Dumber
Blue Star on the mic, with Blue Star on guitar.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

SADFACE, OFFLINE
You shit
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Concordia Crescit.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

U3
I'd be one better than U2 at least

EDIT: Or U2.0 - where Bono would be run by voting and user generated content.
( rob, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

Would you like to
a) Change chords
b) take of those fucking sunglasses
c) cancel Third World Debt
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

d) disappear up your own hole, finally.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

Time to bring out the anti-Bono poems again, I think.
B
(a
cu
nt)
O
no.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

seeing as it's an internet vote
I reckon people would vote for d. Sing Rick Astley
( rob, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

I prefer my option d.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

2Ltd
There's a recession on, you know.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

It's my cat's tenth birthday today.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Give her the bumps.

( FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

She's in Ireland:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

Give her the O'bumps then.

( FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Oh, Dave.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

microsoft
the marketing is all done for you
( spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Hahahaha
www.shipmentoffail.com/fails/2009/05/safari-to-remember/
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:57, archived)