You've been bummed
into submission ?

Spacker
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

Saying 'spacker'
is bad for the environment.

You anti-semite fuck.

/reformed by Robin.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)

I'll say what I arsing well like
peasant flid darkie.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

Ummmmmmmmmmmm-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm telling on you...
ROBIN! ROBIN! TELL HIM. HE SAID I WAS A DARKIE.
THAT'S RACIST BECAUSE IT MEANS NIGGER, DOESN'T IT, ROBIN?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

YES.

( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

Hey
I never thought I'd see the day but I'm on Robin's side for this one.

Increasingly this place seems to have got more and more homophobic/racist to the point I feel uncomfortable coming on here. Every day there seems to be some very close to the bone slavering from Mykey. If anyone then objects he either says he was joking, starts insulting the person that objected, or just simply fucks off.

I come to this place for a laugh and a chat. I appreciate that our collective sense of humour is pretty unpleasant but I draw the line at us sitting there getting a cheap laugh at "niggers and poofs".

I'm not being PC. It's just usually not fucking funny and it just ends up with people getting pissed off with each other.

As much as Mykey seems like a nice guy in person why should we have to endure this bullshit every day. I'm sure there are sites where he'd get better response to his white-supremecist view points and I don't particularly feel that we should have to put up with them.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)

I agree



Nazi.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)

Yes.
Still, moot point for me, really, as I shall be gone from here by the end of the week.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)

Nonono
why?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

I'll be busy in my week off (next week), preparing for my move,
and I consider it bad form to throw myself straight into b3ta-style slacking during the first few months of a new job.

Chances are, I'll be back by x-mas!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

Why?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

(see above)

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

But I've got us a bottle open. Confiscated it from Flapjack's supplies. 53 Lambrusco.
Best of the century.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

Pfft!
You are a man of class and distinction, and no mistake.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

Shome mishtake, shurely?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

Mistake?
How could moving to Luton ever be a mistake? I'll have all the fried chicken, racial tension and petty crime that a man could wish for!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

It'll be like living in a real life b3ta-land!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

Good fucking riddance.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:05, archived)

You found the words
we were all scrambling around for. Thank you for your eloquence.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

Aft'noon.

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

Damn it!
I hate these long, emotional goodbyes...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

Jings!
I think I'll sod off for the day and come back when the preachiness has all gone...

We all know he doesn't mean it. I quite like the fact that there is little seriousness on here. It helps me relax.

If you start taking things seriously on here, you get a whole day of conversations like this.
And they are dull. And they go on and on because we all can't help but pick at them like a scab. (I'm aware that I'm as bad as everyone else.)
And it's not why we come here.

Now can we please get back to crude innuendo, insults and mocking the deaths of celebrities?

And talking about norks.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)

*bums*

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

Hang on, it's not preachiness
and I'm not sure I do believe any more than "he doesn't mean it". I get the impression more and more that it's only a very thin veil between what he posts now and out and out racism.

Maybe he doesn't mean that but you can only judge people on what they say and recently he's done nothing but come across as a cunt. I actually like to get along with people on here, but I've felt no kinship there and if ever I object to something he's said I've started getting dead-pan insults that I can't tell how to take.

Want to laugh about dead babies, or 9/11 or teh holocaust fine - fire me up and I'll laugh like the rest of them. Want to post some link from the BBC thet 'proves' asians are all work-shy, or deviants or whatever your twisted little mind has decided that they do then no thanks.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)

Seconded.
/lazy
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

what the hell is your problem?
am why am i the one entirelly to blame for this?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

Well, in all fairness,
you are the biggest cunt on here.

(I mean that in a nice way.)
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

Because it's getting really fucking annoying mate
and in general it's you that's causing these rifts in the first place.

I'm not having a personal go at you but I am saying that you seem to be coming across like more and more of a racist areshole. If that's not what you are maybe you should think about the way you come across. If that is what you are can't you take it somewhere else?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

Yeah cos thats not personal
Cheers mate.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

THAT'S NOT BEING FUCKING PERSONAL
FFS!

I'm just fucking pointing out that you sound like a cunt. If you're not (and I don't think you are) then just take a look at the way you are portraying yourself.

Jesus Cunting Christ on a stick you're difficult.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

Why do birds suddenly appear?
Every time ... you are near.

*pictures mykey and fenris running towards one another in soft focus along a beach at sunset*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

Because it's you that does it.
It was really peaceful here the other week, when you were away in Egypt thinking up things to say about towelheads when you got back.
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

Oh bless:)
I luff you:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

See.
And now I'll reply.
And then you'll reply.
And then I'll reply.
Blah blah blah blah...

And at the end of the day I am incredibly apathetic about a lot of issues, simply because they aren't my problem and I am a selfish shit. So why am I perpetuating it? Who knows?

I love you, by the way.
I love you all.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

Well I think you're wrong.
This is one of the few places I know of where people understand they're just words


EDIT: I also think that any "racist" posts aren't actually taking the piss of darkies or whatever, but taking the piss out of racism itself.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

Yes,
trout fucker.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)

I agree
but the same words, over and over again, gets tedious*.

It takes effort to be funny, any old cunt can be provocative and offensive. It's like the messageboard - some days it's inspired, and the bandwagons are funny, some weeks you get nothing but the 'quo and 9/11.

*Ning! *bums* **
**/self-referential
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

Words have meanings.
If you don't mean the meanings, don't say the words.
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

words don't kill people.
Rappers do.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

in response to your edit
to get away with "casual racism = funny"
you have to demonstrate that you are not actually casually racist
Mykey has done that (although he teases around the edges quite often) ... you haven't (yet)

and even when the regulars know it isn't serious, it looks pretty nasty to a noob or a passing visitor
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

Can you point me to Mykey doing that,
other than where he's losing an argument?
I'd be impressed.
I agree, Parrott does come across like he genuinely means it.
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

Granted it's usually the last post of an argument he's lost as you say.
But I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. An ill-informed would-be-tory yes. A cunt. Certainly. But probably not a racist.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

I agree in principle
but some people are just getting a little bit too bent out of shape which just goads certain people into winding them up even more.

Anyway, enough of this.

NORKS!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)

If you dont like it then fuck off
And come back when you realise its not the real world
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

Why would we fuck off
when we're in the happy majority and there's a perfectly functional ignore button?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

Oh its 'we're' is it
I like that!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

Yes.
It's a secret anti-mykey cabal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)

Yes
Look at how many people you manage to piss off in one of your less than carefully thought out posts. You'll usually get half a dozen at least.

On your side you have the 18 year old and baldmonkey who is mad.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

Sorry if ive offended you mate
theres no need for a witch hunt

I shall take this as one of your monthly rants like you had against the 4rthurians a while back.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

It's not even that I'm offended
and I'm not trying to witch hunt you, I'm just trying to ask you to take a look at how people are responding to you.

A few month ago we had some really really good laughs on here... they don't seem to happen anymore. Obviously that's not solely down to you! But I'd sooner we can have a laugh on here than just perpetual political arguements
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

Yes.
I'd like to thank everyone else who's standing up to him, instead of letting me end up looking stupid and losing my temper. Thanks.
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

Stand up to me?
God you are so glad you've got a cause arent you!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

Well, what will happen
is that people will start Ignoring each other, and missing out on the good stuff.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

I do like how Some members here will laugh at one type of sicknes
But if anyone dares to find a different type of sickness funny then they are a nazi/racist/homophobe:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

Nothing to do with 'daring'
if one person consistently makes jokes about one offensive subject, and very little else, they give an impression to others.

I mean, would you let Woat look after your dog for a week?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

Maybe we're just missing the joke in the "when heebs attack" post.
It's a link to an unpleasant news story and the word "heeb". If it had been a link to a flash animation of a bloke with a big hat and locks dancing on dead nazis then it might have been funny. As it is - I just don't get it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

this



or set up "www.b3ta-butwe'renotracist.com"
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

I don't talk to people here
any differently than I do in real life. Having met me you should know that.

What you say on here must in some way reflect what you think in real life. I don't come on here and suddenly start posting stuff about hating a culture etc that I don't irl purely because it's the internet.

You've done a good enough job of driving people from here in the past mate, why can't you just take a look at what you're doing rather than assuming we're all being wankers about it?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

Im not assuming that at all
Because again i realise this isnt real life
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

How exactly is this not real life?
Is the internet something we've all just been imagining for the last ten years?
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

But it is real people
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)