Most of the work in front of the camera.
Midget wrestling.
Paint-balling the blind.
Etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

What about me jmg?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

GMoS would require a female co-anchor.
We're VERY PC here at JMGTV.
We make it especially clear that we employ Moohalaa, a well known queer.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

Do I have a role ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

Somebody's going to have to hold the women off of GMoS.
..an anti-fluffer, if you will?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

You need the Remington fluff-away.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

I think I would fail at this
since I would interfere with the women in an inappropriate manner and bring shame upon the house of JMG.

JMG JMG JMG JMG !

DOLEing out baldness with repetition ! WOOP WOOP !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

I've spoiled MANY the dinner party with my bald antics.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

Be fair though
if you had hair, you would break free from the confines of your mums spare room and RULE THE WORLD.

Fatties would worship you as a god.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:46, archived)