Only if I can be an officer type
not involved in the fighting but getting sucked off by pretty young privates far behind the front line.

I'll send out jolly missives to the cannon fodder telling them how proud we all are of them and their deaths etc.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

That better be BIRDS you're on about.
We'll have none of THAT in OUR army!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

SEXISM !
of course it's birds, birds are important in the modern army. Food needs cooking, blood needs to be washed off the uniforms, and this cock isn't going to suck itself !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

*Salute*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

I expect there will be a strict fitness regime in this army?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Oh yes. The birds must be incredibly fit.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

it's like a carry on film in this thread

( spacefish bong!, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Raaaa-ther!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Then send a message to QOTW corps

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

they're sending in the hondas, sir
we're done for
( spacefish bong!, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:19, archived)