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I think talk needs a kitten
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I'm off out now to get the old Jag out of winter storage, I look forward to this every year although I am seriously considering getting it converted to LPG, however I do feel that may be sacrilegious to do that to an XJR - oh wonderful internet, what would you do?

in case you are wondering its a 4.0 litre supercharged straight six and gives me about 17MPG around town)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
Why do people on here act all queer over these kittens?
I'd never expect to see any of you MEN of b3ta squeal and fawn like a FRUIT if you saw a kitten on the street with your mates.
Man up. You stupid fat shits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
Asides the fruits.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
I also doubt any of you have physically rolled on a floor laughing since you were around the age of four.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
no I did so at the Friday Night Armistice
when they did William Hague's voice breaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
I actually LMAO'd the other day and was rushed to hospital.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
did you pack it in ice?
were they able to reattach it?
how much functionality did you lose?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
you seem to be having a wobble JMG
I suggest an angry letter to the guardian
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
I think as the man who brought the new found internet comfort fridge that is the term "wobble".
You should be more considered when using it.

Fat Britain are slowly turning "wobble" in to a phrase that blurts out of chubby chops when said keyboard thumper is wound up himself.



You people spoil everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
I really should be the only one allowed to use such phrases.
I've been incredibly fair in recent years, up to this point.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
But
The EOD (online)

says:

wobble

verb (1) move unsteadily from side to side. (2) (of the voice) tremble. (3) waver between different courses of action.


could you explain the definition you are applying to this use of the word wobble?

or is it just that your definition has not made it into the book yet.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
It's a good job that Jag of yours isn't Herbie. It might have turned on you if this is your level of in-car banter.
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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
You mentioned herbie as if it was a real thing
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
If I'd have used the name "Kit" I could have been discussing a time you were last popular.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
I refuse to point out that you have in fact miss-spelt "KITT"
oh crap.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
I shall wear that one on a t-shirt
with pride
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
Daww
he's a special needs kitten.

I can't answer your question about cars so I'll just answer another question instead:

Yellow and black, like a bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
what question were you answering?
MY question is why can't i find the lyrics i need online?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
What colour are my pants?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
do they humm as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
That kitten looks like a fucking gremlin.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
I could eat a whole one of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
Draw a set of tits on it.
Or don't. I'd hate for people to think I'm some kind of fascist.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
I fucking hate cats
They are cunts, no exceptions
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32, archived)