And all of this in French?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

French isn't any different to English, really.
All you have to do is learn to talk through your nose and forget to bathe.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

Wow
The Aussies are French?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)

If it was Aussies
it would have included "Intone every sentence as if it were a question"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

It would've?
Edit: I have to say, it did come in handy when learning Italian, though - questions are mostly just statements with a rising intonation.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

Most certainly not.
If anything Aussies are pseudo*-Yanks these days.

I only know how to speak French because I am 18 and hence know everything.

* Ugh. That's at least the second time I've used 'pseudo' on here today. If I do it again, would someone please spang me? Thanks.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

Oh cock off :P
I use age as an insult when people are being twats. You've never come across as a prick. Like I said, Easty comes across as double his age, so I won't damn people on the basis of their age alone.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

*stays in at weekends*
*wears slippers*
*enjoys Scrabble*

Oh Christ, I'm 50 at heart. *sobs*
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)

Don't forget "wakes up to radio 4"
Rather worryingly, you are my mum
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

Or my wife.
Or me, for that matter.

Apart from the Scrabble.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)

I like Scrabble
but that cheating harpy beat me by about 70 points last time
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

Despite possessing the largest mental lexicon
of anyone I know, I'm rubbish at Scrabble.

Come to think of it, I no longer own any board games. No wonder last x-mas was so boring.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)