Doc Brown is actually Mary McFly from the future.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
( The Angel Frog, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:08, archived)

fuck off

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:14, archived)

I just blew your mind
didn't I
( The Angel Frog, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:20, archived)

I don't know who Mary McFly is.
Doc doesn't know who Biff is, Doc is insistant on Marty not seeing HIS former self, they have different names, Marty isn't a scientist, Doc's shit on a Hoverboard and Marty actually dies in the alternate ending to BTTF 3, which would kill Doc but it doesn't.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:25, archived)

Well dur!
Marty McFly is obviously Doc Brown's dog Einstein from the future.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

No.
You blew your chances of sex with sexface.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:28, archived)

He should stick his cock in the nearest knothole in a tree whilst shouting 'PLEASE LOOK AT ME' to simulate the experience.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:29, archived)

thats knot very nice thought to think of is it now?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

you know what's really weird?
 
I just ran a new PHP script and it fucking worked first time

that never ever happens, I always make at least one stupid obvious mistake in my coding
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 May 2009, 5:51, archived)

To be fair , all it does do is this
10 print " I am a twunt";
20 goto 10
run
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:59, archived)

heh
a good point

the form handling routines are decidedly lacking in elephant penis
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:22, archived)

now you know where you had gone right
not enough animal porn.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:27, archived)

it's not bestiality if it's just pictures of animals doin' it
 
at least, that's what I told the court
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

yeah they woul dhave fallen for it
had you not been a zoo keeper
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

Zoo keepers are allowed to fuck the animals
as long as Johnny Morris is providing them with comedy voices.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

noooo
another childhood memory soiled!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

Has anyone informed Riverghost of this?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:39, archived)

he lacks the gentle hand of a zookeeper
 
his urges are far more violent
driven by lust for power and degradation
and that is why riverghost rapes animals
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:58, archived)

Riverghost gets Pasanonic to beat up lions before he knobs them
as he's the internet's top hardman.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

I <3 JMG

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

you may be right, or not no offence, i'm going fishing today, on a boat on the sea, i don't even eat fish, i fear my policy of catch and release will get me no friends, or not, no offence
great forum
( mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:28, archived)

I'm going fisting
 
I expect my policy of catch and release will make me some great new chums
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:54, archived)

Who is Mary McFly?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

Marty McFly's granddaughter.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 21 May 2009, 8:33, archived)