listening to the radio this morning and hearing two children, no doubt the children of the producers, called something like Finella and Rupert-Digby or something showing off with poems they'd totally learned off by heart
( vladimir, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:48, archived)

It's the BBC
Of course they were the kids of the producer,and received handsome "expenses" for their appearance
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

yeh jus like mps
amirite?!?!?!?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

I wanted to reach through my radio and punch them
It was far too early for smug children.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

if it's not "twinkle twinkle little star", then i'm not interested

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

Twinkle twinkle licence fee
Seems like quite a cheek to me
Taking cash compulsorily
Spending it on shit TV
Twinkle twinkle BBC...
...would someone like to write the last line?
( vladimir, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

Twinkle twinkle BBC
please can a downs shit on me.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

it's a brave sentiment but I feel the stress it places on the "a" is slightly too heavy
( vladimir, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

Someone please bring back Maggie

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

You're still better than ITV

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

win

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Scrap iplayer, leave broadband free
www.webuser.co.uk/news/282876.html
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:12, archived)