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Come to my uni and watch me revise
/fun life/
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
Genuine open offer.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
Genuine rejection coming right at you.

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
It's ok,
I get that from all the people in real life and on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
ha ha harsh

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
pfft
I've spent almost all day at my friends house helping her revise a subject I know nothing about. *tries to be helpful*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
I spent all day eating satsumas.
I've had 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
I fucking love satsumas.
The market here has lovely ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
MOT you useless cunt, how long does it fucking take you to eat a satsuma?
It's tomorrow, but I don't give a toss, you're outrageously shit at satsumas.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
Whoa, whoa
you're at uni?

For some reason I always had the impression that you were in your late 30s or 40s.

Then again, you could be a mature student. Who am I to judge.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
I have it on good authority that he is actually 58.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
I'm 21.
Nice to know that I seem mature :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
Whooooooooa
I'm 20, so we're basically peers.

Many illusions have been shattered.

Which uni?
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
Loughborough
Are you at one?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
Nottingham
pints sometime?
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
Sure,
I'll be going that way as soon as my exams are over - looking for post grad stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
Good times
No exams for me, starting my second second year in september. What're you studying?
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Physics
/not a geek.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Same!
Crazy times.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
one of you two will rape the other one
i cant decide which way round it will be yet though
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
I do the raping,
and you're first.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:38, archived)