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( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

wait though
what about the Napoleon-complex overcompensators?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

it's a statistical average,
not a law of nature. there are always exceptions to these things.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

*waits until you full asleep and guffs right on your face*
Fifteen
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

*awakes, snorting*
bastard.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

You'd be ace at sweeping chimbleys though
and defusing bombs with your tiny little hands.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

makes your cock look huge, too.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

*Invites you out to a really posh resturant to apologise for my behaviour. Then doesn't turn up.*
Sixteen.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

*eats pies anyway*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

unless you actually want to be a corporate executive,
I wouldn't worry about it too much. I certainly don't.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

nah
sounds like a lot of stress.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Are you kidding,
they just pretend it is so they get paid more.
They do less work than most.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

I also hate wearing suits.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

*puts a wasp inside your ear*
Eighteen.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

*runs in circles*
owowowowow
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

*straps you into a chair, pins open your eyes, and forces you to watch the Nicholas Cage remake of The Wicker Man*
Nineteen.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooo

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

*trips you down the stairs - with glass bottle laying around everywhere - and an angry dog*
Seventeen.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

^this

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

*kicks a football square into your stomach*
Fourteen.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

oof

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

You could always fall back to Lucha Libre

( magnum, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)