Aye, me too.
*waits for someone to tell her why that's a bad idea*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

my gran tells me it's a wasted vote,
because, it seems, if the party you voted for doesn't win, you might as well not have bothered.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

With attitudes like that going around
no bloody wonder they've got no chance.

No disrespect to your gran there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Fuck that
I'd kick her gran up the cunt
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yeah, but I'm MUCH nicer than you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

So you say
but I bet you've thought about kicking her gran right up the cunt.

Right up it.

So your big toe goes right in and her old, leathery clit flaps against your ankles.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

I hadn't up until then, you foul wanker.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

you're imagining your big toe is wet now arent you ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'm going to turn you inside out and use you as a poo bag, you rotter.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Tactical voting
if you live in a safe seat where one side has no chance, vote Lib Dem.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Probably becuase it's a bit pointless
That said, I've voted Lib Dem twice, and both times that constituency ended up with a Lib Dem MP.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Lib Dem is far more likely to win here than the tories.
It's pretty close between them and labour every time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

It's all going Lib Dem
in North Somerset. The Nu-Torys can all fuck off.
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:58, archived)