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The wife's mum sits on them for a living.
(she works in s special school and that's one of the few ways you're allowed to restrain them)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Is that how you met?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
Actually, I met him in our local rock pub.
He was the lead singer of a band, I was an impressionable 14 year old, I thought he was Johnny Depp... 6 years of friendship later, we finally got together.

Oh, sorry, HA. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
Yeah you totally missed my burn there,
I was saying you were a spastic, and that your boyfriend was the sort who dated the children under his care.

rofl.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
Jealous. You want my bones.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
only to make crude tools

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
yeah, to FUCK ME WITH.
I should calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
Is the aircon off in your office or something?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
Do women only love you because of heatstroke?
Oh, Chompius :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
Women love me for my fucking charm.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
Not your charming fuck?
'I do apologise, my sweet, but I fear I may be about to ejaculate in your eye'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
I'd be honoured if you'd put it in your mouth now my love.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
"Cum for me, you fucker, oh hnnnghhh!"
"Oh no, my dear, after you"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
If only I didn't know you were talking about jobbies.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
I'm a dentist
I was fitting your new retainer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
I could use some braces, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
yeah bet you could,
bet you're desperate for braces.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
I'm a ho for the orthodontic wire apparatuses.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
Who wouldn't, it would be like having a life-sized posing mannequin
Oh right, you meant still attached to you
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
Unless you'd like to carry around Captain Bag.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Yeah you totally missed chose to ignore my burn there.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
sorry, I didn't mean to offend you,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
I think I hear the blaring horn of the Internet White Knight being blown
Too-too!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
I'm adorable, he can't help wanting to protect me.
Thank you, lovely Max.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
I'm sorry, don't shout at me
I didn't mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
I don't think we can withstand this two pronged attack

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
I've already folded
The massive coward that I am
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
Be nice to me and I'll bribe you with a drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
I am nice to you,
now shutup with yer moanin
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
NAW.
You never send me flowers.

Oh, alright then. You are nice, actually. Aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
You know you love it, worm.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
How did you know my ex's pet name for me?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
Your flies are undone, chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
Nonsense, I have safety flies
I have to get a grown up just to help me pee
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
Do those really exist?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
If not, they should
I need something to stop Mr Squinky flopping out when I'm doing things like going to the shop, holding meetings or attending funerals.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
I'd be really happy if there was accidental wang at my fineral.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
I see what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:14, archived)