I can't decide which underpants to wear today
Do you wear underpants?

I like the internet. I like posting words on the internet. Hello.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I'm not too sure which ones to wear either Frank.
I mightn't wear any.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

HELLO
I'm not sure who's sexier today, you or Esme

we can only settle this if you two wrestle to the death in a bath of cold baked beans on blogtv
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

I do wear underpants. sometimes.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

I might have some food now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

It's a dilemma, alright.
I don't know whether to match them with my bra or not. I don't know how I get up in the mornings!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

I never wear matching bra and pants.
Seeing as how all of my bras are black and virtually all of my pants are multicoloured. I don't think I've ever owned a matching set though. Sad times.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Mine never really match,
they just sometimes happen to be the same colour. Fuck that buying sets malarkey.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

See,
I'd quite like matching sets if they weren't so stupidly expensive because of my stupid comedy tits.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

Haha.
I like having the small boobies, I have to say.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Comedy tits?
Do they do stand up?
( broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

EsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsme
hello
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Hello Gilgy Plops.
How's your elbow?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

it's fucking BRILLIANT, just like the rest of me
I just literally ripped a bus timetable to pieces, I must be some kind of DEMIGOD
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I wear underpants. I don't wear them when doing a poo, that would be messy. Also I take them off to shower and sleep. I put a clean pair on in the morning. When I don't have many pairs of underpants left I wash them all and start again.

( Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

My undies always match

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Always matching. Excpet when they don't.
Nice knickers are my favourite thing.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

I'm bored of underpants now
I'm in an EXCEPTIONALLY good mood this morning

I think I might be a bit sleep-deprived and manic, a few espressos should calm me down
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

I've got revision fatigue.
This can only be cured my coffee and cigarettes.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I like how every time you choose to start a thread it is a fantastic satirical strike at the heart of our posting problems.

( WormuIus, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

He's seriously close to taking your shitty crown.

( Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

It's not a contest Druid.

( WormuIus, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I can't decide if that makes it better or worse.

( Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

I grab the pair that's at the top of my underpants drawer.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Also. Hello Gilgamesh.
It makes me extremely worried to see that you are listed as one of my fans.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

I'm astonished I'm not on ignore by most of the daytime people

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

I don't wear underpants
but I have some lovely blue patterned trunk boxers things.

I'm eating cold pizza from last night and downloading iphone apps.
( moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

boxers come under the underpants spectrum.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

I might get my hair cut in a bit
thrilling day!
( moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I need a haircut but I "don't have time", due to the massive amount of work I've got on.
I'm sitting here reading 8 bit theatre and listening to the radio.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

hurry up and do your homework then
bloody students
( moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

It's not homework.
I've got the mysteries of the universe to describe in mathematical form. If I don't do this, you'll all blow up.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Gilgy wilgy meshy weshy plops
I am wearing dark blue boxers. I had an erection this morning, which was a pleasant surprise.
Hello.
( broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

first one for 20 years?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Close, 2 weeks
I've been ill which seemed to have a direct impact on broadsword jr :/
( broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

poor baby
well now you're back to normal. How goes it Broadsword?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Dunno about normal
but I'm better than I was. How are you?
( broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

aha I'm sick.
Physically sick - from stress. 17 year old's should not be stressed enough that they get physically ill!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

I have that at the moment.
26 yeard olds should not be that stressed either.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

hello broadlyswordly, you horrendous bloated old nudist

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

hello Gilgy
I do wear underpants when I have to. I didn't wear them today.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

who forces you to wear pants.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

The Australian Underwear Taskforce.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

get AUT

(PsychoChomp, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

My school really
it's a tad unnerving to walk around in a flimsy dress when it's very windy. I don't like the risk of "accidental exposure".

So I have to wear pance. :(
Bollocks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

terrible oppression,
if only you lived in the 60s
(PsychoChomp, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I know. All those big foofy skirts
and pantaloooooons.

god I had the weirdest dream about pantaloons once.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

there must be something in the water down there.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

you should all be aware that this information is being entered into my underpant database for future reference#

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:04, archived)