I was on a stag do last night
dressed up as a geordie lass. Some bloke fucked me and didn't even notice I had a cock. Drunken sod.
( CowJam, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Was he any good?

( in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Baby wipes are good for getting fake tan stains off, so I've heard

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

JMG should say something now

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

oe

LOL!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

OHH MY DARLING DAVID!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

It's ok, I am giving Club Fat false hope that a non-fatty supports their cause.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

I endorse this luring of the "best make that a supersize, there's a recession on" type.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

Cor

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

Fuck off back to qotw.
_{Now replied to the right message.}

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

That man went on to die of AIDS

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

oh man i'm feeling quite drunk

( scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

Online?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

fuck online
i'm all about the real world these days
( scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

*lends magnifying glass*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

You're on fire.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:32, archived)