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I'm revising.
And my flatmate has demanded a chocolate birthday cake when I'd bought all the stuff to make a carrot cake so I'll have to go to the shops again at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
I hope you buy them a big bag of Fuck Off You Ungrateful Cunt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
No it's my fauly really. I didn't ask him what kind of cake he wanted and assumed that it's be carrot cos that's my favourite cake.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
Sigh...I dunno
I'd be happy if someone made me any cake at all.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
Make her a carrot cake, and then if she complains smash it on the floor and make her it it like a dog.
Look up some Eastenders scenes of Little Mo being domestic abused to see how it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
It's for my boy flatmate. He's about twice the size of me and hits his girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
Wouldn't that be a good reason not to make him a cake at all?
Or to check Eastenders clips on youtube for the scene where Little Mo murdered her domestic abusive husband?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
Do you often make cakes for spousal abusers?

(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
Yeah quite regularly.
Want one?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
I don't have a spous at the moment
Would you make me one if I went out and kicked a duck though? I'll perform an act of animal cruelty for a white frosted marble cake
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
I'd punch an otter
for a carrot cake
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
I'll shave a puppy
for some banana cake
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
What's the fun in making them what they want?
Make something else now just so spite them
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
A 2 Girls 1 Cup tribute cake, made from real shit.
With a Shit-Omlette centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:05, archived)