Have you met him yet?

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

nope.
but will be all good. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

He's a lovely bloke

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

yes I think so too :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

blushes
toes the floor, thanks Madam M
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

HEY
You are though :)
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

very kind of you
young lady, twas a pleasure to meet you too.

And how do you do
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Bought some of that self tan moisturiser shit
woke up this morning to find not a bronzed summer glow but a fucking rash everywhere.

Damn my sensitive lady skin :(
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

haha whoops!
you could try tanning from that hot burny ball of fire that appears in the sky now and then?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Problem is it isn't really appearing much at the moment.
Weather here is shit today.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

its been gorgeous
in Cambridge all week
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

It has been nice the last couple of days, but it has been raining here in Kent all morning.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

It's the first time I've tried non sun based tanning
frankly it's a disaster.
How's yourself?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

good thanks
got half a cold from spending half of last week at the beer festival but chilling out nicely.

Hows the doggy?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

don't fret. am not being dumb about it.
have hostels listed so I can book closer to the time just in case - and I have friends and family over in the UK so can always crash with them. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Do what you want love
I moved in with a bloke 22 years older than me when I was 16 and we've been together 6 years now.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

gee that makes the gap between us tiny!
:)

He's got a great mind on him that's for sure. We talk a lot. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Age gap schmage gap.
Mine's bigger than MM's and it works.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Despite everything, I still end up always being the adult
How does that work?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Cos you're the woman.
And what a woman...
( thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

^^ this.
I haven't even met you and you seem like a top lady.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I've just read your QOTW replies
I'd like to point out that you sound like a hell of a fine person, and I admire your prose style. Good work.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Because he's mentally retarded due to a lack of oxygen during birth
and will never learn to tell the time or tie his shoelaces, much less fill in tax forms.

Is my guess.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:54, archived)