Bank holiday poo.
Weel formed large turd with a pleasing colour and no splashback.
Minimal odour and low wipeage.

9.8/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I have just spent this glorious day cleaning the toilet
and hoovering.

Rock and/or roll.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Weel formed

( WormuIus, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I'm affecting a caledonian accent so as to be inclusive.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

the fish are starting to spawn at my club lakes, dirty buggers
means no fishing for me for nearly a month, ballbags
( mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

What's your Top Tip for making sure that your bivvy does not develop mildew in this period of non-use?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I always leave my tents out for a day in the sun before they get packed away.
Also if you spray it with a mildly salty water and let it dry it stops any bacterial growth.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

it always goes away dry normally, or if wet i will dry it when i get home, to be honest mildew on an aqua m3 would be rare, it beads to well

( mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

I'm no expert on Bivvies as such, but I know a fair bit about tents in general and I'd recommend storing it in the loft, fully erect.
( C, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

right now I'm fully erect

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Are you also in a loft? if so, there's a fair chance that you're one of my tents.
( C, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

I think that all I can say to that is....
...this
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Massive lauch of hot fizzy gravy
pushed out by an explosive pocket of gas. Sweetcorn unharmed and still floating. Smell = 10/10 (fruity yet shyte flavoured)
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Man alive!
What have you been eating!?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Sweetcorn in fizzy gravy.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

But of course.
How stupid of me.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

hahahahahah

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

I really like golf at the minute.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I'm getting a bit excited about golf.
I have never been but i'm booked in for half a dozen lessons over the summer.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

To play or to watch?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

To play.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

i shot -25 at tahoe the other week

( mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Good work.
I'm not looking forward to my bank holiday poo, it's going to be beery.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Tarry and black,
sticky, maximum wipage and insipid smelling.

very much like rancid treacle and chocolate mousse.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Too much Guinness?
It sounds like a Guinness shit to me.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

guinness

( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

A good drink, but too heavy for me to session on.
Can manage four or five, after that i'm just too full of the black stuff.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I'm having a cup of cheapo lidl gold blend coffee.
It tastes the same as Nescafé gold blend.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

I love coffee, but I can't stand instant
The double edged sword that is having an espresso machine, I get to have nice coffee, but I am a trembling caffiene fiend quite a lot of the time.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I do like my nice decent coffee, but I can't be fucked making it most of the time.
I've got used to necking loads of it to stay awake on 13 hour night shifts with up to 15 patients to look after.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

Fair enough!
It is a bit of a hassle to make but as i'm supposed to be revbising it is an excellent distraction. I make do with instant at work, as I usually don't have time to have anything else.

13 hour night shifts, I would need something stronger than coffee!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

I'm leaving that job, thank fuck, no more night shifts!
Until I go to a new practice, no doubt.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

What is it that you do?
By 'practice' I guess it is either people or animals?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:38, archived)