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I expect to see lots of amusing/ironic Tshirts
a dispropotionate number of piercings and I will probably be looked down on for drinking lager.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
I will most probably be wearing my star trek t shirt
and being looked down on for not drinking much at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
Are you pregnant?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
No, just over it.
That and I'm crap at it now, out of practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
stoner

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
Yep.
It makes me vomit less.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
THC reduces the nausea reaction.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
Although, for me
Alcohol and getting stoned is asking for digestive pyrotechnics.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
the trick there is to smoke before you drink.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
I have learned that the hard way

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
Or just don't drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
or dry the drink and smoke it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
Cold fizzy lager does amazing things to your tounge when you have had a smoke though.
All tingly and good.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
I get week long hangovers
so not good enough for me, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
Ahh...
Ok, mine might stretch to a couple of days after a really heavy boozing session. A week though, that is rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
That's probably why.
You're surely not being all judgemental are you, Chompikins?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
Degree in psychology specialising in Neuropsychology,
My dissertation was how cannabanoids and opiods affect appetite.
not judgmental in the least.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
Yowzer, I bet your dissertation's an interesting read.
Scarily I'm not being sarcastic. One of my best mate's a psychologist, but he does experimental stuff. I'm not the best person to describe it, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
My dissertation is pretty boring
and quite low level.
Some of the people I worked on it with have gone on to suggest a drug treatment for bulemia though and that's more interesting.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
It does sound it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
One of my lecturers is studying the chemical differences between
homegrown and imported commercially grown stuff.

For this she had to obtain donated samples from her students and friends. The best part of this was that she has a licence to posess quite large amounts of the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
Can you illegal drugtakers explain why
When 'my cousin' smokes a joint that is a mixture of tobacco and weed 'my cousin' turns a horrible colour and is ill
but when 'my cousin' smokes a cigarette made out of just tobacco or a joint made out of just weed 'my cousin' is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
No,
I'm afraid I have no explanation for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
Not a clue. Weirdness.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
yes, but I don't like you enough.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
Actually it's probably because of the burning point of tobbaco
releasing different chemicals in a spliff than the others.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
Why is it that 'my cousin' also gets really frightened when he smokes the crusty black kind of weed
but not the leafy kind?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Different levels of THC,
differnt strains of weed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
haha oh Jesus
Paul Bentley (the pube drawing boy) is on facebook
photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v645/110/103/508489431/n508489431_1359807_1174890.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
He looks like a nice, well adjusted young man,
and his bird is proper fit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
Crusty black weed?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
He could be talking about squidgy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
Oh
hash. Not weed. Right.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
For the sake of argument
cannabis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
Jazz cigarettes

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
splinnards.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
Rastafarian Old Holborn.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
Reefers

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
Forgive me for not being down with the terminology surround the illegal drug trade.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
It should be obvious to anyone with half a fucking brain what I'm talking about

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
Being pedantic about drugs online
a new low for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
Easy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
for a thread about getting stoned
everyone's getting really uptight
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
Genuine confusion
not pedantry.
Calm down kidda.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
Got any clarky cat?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
I was thinking exactly this.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
I'm going to get mashed off my head on ecstacy pipes
and Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
Do at least try to keep up
it's desperately important.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
I'll be easy to spot

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
Due to your extremely posh face?
or because you look like a lobster?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
lots and lots of grey nylon...

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
I don't think I own anything made from Nylon
apart from my Leicester Strip.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
oh dear..
fake nylon is even worse..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
Jako's finest

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
Yeh, but you wouldn't want to waste real nylon on that...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
I bet you have a Nottingham Forest tattoo on your ring
and employ a massive bloke with a tattoo of a fox on his knob to bum you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
This is all reasonable...
but Nottingham Forest? You sick bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
Don't tell me
Derby, the Championship's own homoseuxals.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
Championship teams?
Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
Man Utd? Liverpool?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
Tottenham.
Shut up
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
Jeez. You poor thing
That through choice?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
I know. Dad was born in Tottenham, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
Ah, when you pahed I thought you meant your team was a good one.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
I live in a fantasy world.
I like it there.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
As will I,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
will you be running from group to group
shouting "C*CK T**SDAY"?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
wearing a giant cock costume
and telling everyone how he won last weeks qotw
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
I've had Bentley's drawing tattooed on my face.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:42, archived)