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I like eggs,
Hoots the noo why aye.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
why man aye bald man dole RELEGATION man pet giro The Viz Comic pet Ant & Dec

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm free!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
shit! I've said bald so many times the curse is broken!
Look at JMG's long, flowing, luscious locks!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
I'M MENTAL. NOW I'M NOT. NOW I'M MENTAL. NOW I'M NOT. NOW I'M MENTAL. NOW I'M NOT.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
I originally typed "menthol".
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
that's because my posts are a refreshing change to your MIND NUMBING REPETITION

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
I fear somebody with a WoW login's furious with me because for the past 5 weeks they've thought you were a bird.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
I do have more scented candles than pints of milk in my flat
and I have just bought a lot of milk
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
At least you aren't on 90nz0's version of "Food and Drink", down below.
He'll give himself cancer or diabetes drinking all that shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
=((((
I bet you can't say you've never chased an alchopop in your day, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
Wait ... she's a he?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
*stops putting on lipstick*
*record player goes vvvvpppppp*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
Haha!
You interterror!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
I thought you were calling him an Interior Decorator for a moment.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE CRYING GAME!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
Why aye man pet I'm free.
From working that is because I'm on the hoots dole man pet.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
Auf weidersen crocodile shoes man pet.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
She's lying.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
As a three, we'd make for an excellent WWF Tag-Team + Manager combo.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
We'd take the world.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
Up the shitter, in Moo's case.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
MACHO MAN, MOOHALAA!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
He's a bummer, you know?
He bums men up their bums.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
Howay boyo, so it is, golly gosh.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
By 'eck la' sorted boyo isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
Gag me with a spoon up the apples and pears, jimmy.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
Oh arr moi luvver schnell schnell PAAAARRSTY!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
wacky ZANY podcast I JUST PUNCHED A DOLPHIN haha catlegs

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
I heard your wife poaches you swan eggs for breakfast and serves them to you on a platter in the shape of a cat's face.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
what is your preferred method of cooking eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
UNFERTILISED

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
friction burn

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
In cake

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
ugh

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
opinion lols

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
It is my moral duty to pour scorn on cake.
Or is it scone? I'm never quite sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
Onion rolls.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
union bowls

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
Bunions and moles.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
My FAVOURITE.
OM NOM NOM.

HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
Hello.
I went to the seaside yesterday. The Baby ate some sand. I played frisbee and climbed a tree and ate fish and chips. We had two frisbees. One was a whizzy new ring-shaped one that flew for miles and then chopped the end of your fingers off when you caught it. I liked the "flew for miles" bit but not so much the chopping fingers off. Then we had some mushy peas. The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
I was waiting for the 'I didn't like it'

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
I hate you.
I want to go to the seaside. Well done on feeding The Baby sand though.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
She was going for a beetle as well but lacked the required speed and dexterity.
Tricky buggers those beetles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
Aww.
I'm going to stop this now though or I'll want my own sand eating beetle missing little one.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
Babies. They're great.
This message brought to you by the Baby Marketing Board.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
*pokes eyes out*
*sticks fingers in ears*

CAN'T SEE OR HEAR YOU LA LA LA
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
on [b3tan]'s bumholes.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
How else do you make a cake?
Oh God, I bet you're one of those mad people, and it's either soya or tofu. Fucking soya, my arse, what's wrong with a bit of lard and beef dripping?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
I don't make a cake.
One made out of lard and beef dripping sounds tempting, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
Lardycake. Actually, beef dripping is only good for frying in.
You can't beat an egg fried in beef dripping. Well technically you can, but it'd be scrambled egg then.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
dip the bread in the dripping,
for your bacon sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
I'm not keen on dripping on toast/bread. I don't like eggybread either.
Maybe I'm just a bread purist.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
James?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
Nah, he's a breadoholic.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
careful with that breadohol

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
I know you were going to say that.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
dans l'ovaire

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
My money is in some sort of celindrical shape, with a cap on the bottom, and some sort of handle.
But this is just what I heard, for I know not of such things.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
You keep your money in a mug?
You filthy street urchin beggar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
careful you don't get mugged.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
I just read both your responces with a really confused look, re-read what I wrote, re-read what you two wrote, got confused again.
Third time lucky, and I realised, I meant "My money is on...".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
Quite

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
HA HA HA YOU LOOK LIKE ONE!!111!! LOLLLLLL!11!!
oh my
*sits down*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:58, archived)