In cake

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

ugh

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

opinion lols

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

It is my moral duty to pour scorn on cake.
Or is it scone? I'm never quite sure.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

Onion rolls.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

union bowls

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

Bunions and moles.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

My FAVOURITE.
OM NOM NOM.

HELLO
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Hello.
I went to the seaside yesterday. The Baby ate some sand. I played frisbee and climbed a tree and ate fish and chips. We had two frisbees. One was a whizzy new ring-shaped one that flew for miles and then chopped the end of your fingers off when you caught it. I liked the "flew for miles" bit but not so much the chopping fingers off. Then we had some mushy peas. The End.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

I was waiting for the 'I didn't like it'

( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

I hate you.
I want to go to the seaside. Well done on feeding The Baby sand though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

She was going for a beetle as well but lacked the required speed and dexterity.
Tricky buggers those beetles.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

Aww.
I'm going to stop this now though or I'll want my own sand eating beetle missing little one.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Babies. They're great.
This message brought to you by the Baby Marketing Board.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

*pokes eyes out*
*sticks fingers in ears*

CAN'T SEE OR HEAR YOU LA LA LA
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

on [b3tan]'s bumholes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

How else do you make a cake?
Oh God, I bet you're one of those mad people, and it's either soya or tofu. Fucking soya, my arse, what's wrong with a bit of lard and beef dripping?
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

I don't make a cake.
One made out of lard and beef dripping sounds tempting, though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

Lardycake. Actually, beef dripping is only good for frying in.
You can't beat an egg fried in beef dripping. Well technically you can, but it'd be scrambled egg then.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

dip the bread in the dripping,
for your bacon sandwiches.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

I'm not keen on dripping on toast/bread. I don't like eggybread either.
Maybe I'm just a bread purist.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

James?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

Nah, he's a breadoholic.

( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

careful with that breadohol

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

I know you were going to say that.

( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:03, archived)