BLIMEY THE FOOTBALL!
What are we predicting in Rome, tomorrow evening?
I'm bound to ask again, feel free to store better replies.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

I predict pizza.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

i predict a riot

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Some Man Utd fans will be fatally stabbed

( applehead herp derp, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

pope runs on the field and waves his under cassocks at the opposition

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

I'm prepared to bet, here.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

his hitler youth?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

he's drawn to the stadiums
( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

I'm predicting 22 blokes kicking a ball about
followed by horrific violence.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

I think that's a Rugby kickoff.
:(

I'm not Rugger or anything.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

That would be thirty blokes
and the fans tend to behave themselves.
Still, fair point.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

You didn't mention fans.
I thought you meant violence on the field.
It's OK though as they attended public school.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

That's just pile-on.
We used to do that at primary school.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

I didn't attend public school
but I did play rugby.
I don't understand your distaste for the game, JMG. Surely if a load of Welsh want to knock fuck out of each other, that's ok?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

I don't hate Rugby.
I just find it amazing a Newcastle midfielder is chastised over and over again when he's a shithead, when if a Rugby player does it it's all in house banter.
Same with May Day riots. If those people were in football shirts there'd be hell on, and absolutely no sympathy in the press.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

With rugby the violence is part of the game
and most rugby players don't cry if you tap them on the ankle.
I'm not having a go at any specific player here
(well, except Ronaldo, the diving prettyboy fairy).
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

Imagine if a boxer did that.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

He'd be laughed out of Vegas
and would be unable to make any money from endorsements.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

:(
I thought they were all running around gang raping women up in hotels over in the Southern Hemisphere last year.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

If that's part of the game, I'd be very interested in how substitutions take place, here.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Easy
you just swap ends.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

Blood bin?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

That would be considered a foul
so a five-minute penalty would be enforced.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

In hotels?
That's a fucking disgrace.

Everyone knows that the woods are the preferred location.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

I'm just glad to see it isn't in the men's at Eaton.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

There may be a baton charge or two, as well.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

I hope the Spaniards win
*Newcastle joke*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I'm going to have a moan about football that I don't care about

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

17-14 to Barcelona

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

114 for 6 about 45 overs in.
Followed by 2 tries in the second half then a touchdown to secure the win in the last quarter. They'll all get green jackets and stand on the podium whilst the national anthem plays. The trophy will be presented by Barry Scott.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

At least that means the trophy should be pretty shiny.
Or possibly dissolved.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Expensive food and brawling.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Meh, Barcelona win.
Hopefully, I do dislike them red devils somewhat.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

just a little
the only time i even remotely supported them was when they played the germans in a european final
and that was only because of the ridiculous pose the german pulled after scoring
seeing german supporters robbed in the last 2 minutes and weeping
priceless
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

In fairness, that was quite a good game.
BUT, the best champs league final has to be Liverpool v AC Milan 2005. What a turnaround.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

*agrees*

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

true
i watched that in malta.. the locals went fucking bonkers
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Pasta, pizza, popes.
Maybe paparazzi.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

3-1
to Barca
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

That's the spirit!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

I'm sure Alexander Armstrong's ears are getting bigger as the programme goes on.
BBC2 now, if you want to see the sideshow.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I think you're right.
Lucky I've got widescreen.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

If Newsnight gets cancelled you're going to need a cinema screen.
It really is quite an alarming sight.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Some of the fans will let off a flare in the stands
coin throwing will be limited due to economic downturn
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

What's happening in Rome tomorrow?
By all means take this opportunity to pretend that you are not a creepy stalking autistic cunt, with no repeating or, ill judged , comma abuse. Cheers, Brian. I hope you are well, all things considered.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

HOW have you managed to get yourself worked up?
That's truly amazing.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

I'm wondering this as well.
There's getting worked up, but this is just bizarre.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

No idea, KH..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

I'm going for 2 - 2 in normal time.
Goals from Ronaldo + Rooney and Henry + Messi, providing they all play.

And a 2nd from Ronaldo in extra time, so therefore 3 - 2 to Manchester United.

Chance of a red card too.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

messi hattrick
ronney strops and is sent off
ronaldo trips over himself and brakes his legs on the posts
3-0 barca
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

you might like this track
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_urjNkxaLz0
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)