What candle?
Oh that candle.

ATTENTION PLEASE EVERYBODY
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

*panders*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

If I said you had a beautiful candle
would you give us a quick reacharound?
( broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

A friend of mine used the "If I said you had a beautiful body..." line on a girl a few year back.
Her reply was "of course not, I'd be flattered."

Guess the hair colour, folks.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Haha
Also, woo candle.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Ginger?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

Trick question
She was bald
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

white
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

wow, congratulations on signing up to a forum that already had thousands of members signed up to it
how will you celebrate the fact you were able to input a user name and email address into the required fields?
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

there's even less concious effort involved in being born

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I consider each birthday a celebration of survival against the odds :)

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:17, archived)