I bet Ramsay's pillow talk would be incredible

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

It'd be filth and food.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Isn't that the idea of good pillow talk?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

'Oh darling, you fucking remind me of a corn on the cunting cob'

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Maximinimus - 2005 Graduate of the Hollyoaks school of pillow talk.

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

I didn't say it'd be bad, did I?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

No, I was geniunely asking...

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

He can butter my crumpets any time he likes.
And by 'butter my crumpets' I mean [something about breasts and spunk].
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

I say *monocle*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

Do you reckon his wife/bit on the side regularly says "Oh Gordon, talk cleanly to me while we do it"

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

Haha yes!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Do you reckon afterwards he would shout:
Sex....
DONE!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

I think he would
Before cleaning himself on the curtains
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:34, archived)