Is this a good time to start a new thread?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Change your name to Captn Hood-Butler
so I can 'ate you
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Excellent

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Good.
What should we do now?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Orgy?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Nah.
I cracked one out for Jade about ten minutes ago.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Rather you than them

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

How goes the new flat?
Are you missing Gonzo?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Alright, Queermo?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Up you massive hole lardboy.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Blow me

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

LOL!!! as in INFLATE!
ROFFLE!!!!!11
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

+ up
That would require a lot of explosives.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Gayer.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Oh wind your neck in.
Oh wait, you have no neck.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

Well you probably have.
It's just obscured by the pendulous drooping chins.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

*poos on your lawn*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

I bet you could manure an entire field.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I WOULDN' START ONE WHEN YOU HAD STARTED ONE
because I respect and admire you and your filthy standup routine
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Are you trying to groom me?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

tandup routine anchez
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

that's a lie... you clearly would have started one...
because you can't stop yourself
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

return of the mack
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

I need some new trainers

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

COR!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

HUBARE
*fives*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

BLUE!
*stares at boobs whilst emphatically shaking your hand*
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

Okay
stop now
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

Get some vans skate ones, they're lovely and squidgy and warm.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

They do size 2?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

They might not in adult ones
but their kiddie trainers are awesome, I'm often jealous that I can't get any in a size 6.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

I shall have to search.
I was just going to get another pair of Converse because they're sexy as hell even though they get battered and fall to bits very easily indeed.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Cons are also lovely
I just love the squishy warmness of vans.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

THIS
the comfiest trainers I've ever had.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I'd live in mine if I could.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

I do.
I wear them every day.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

:-(
bloody office.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

i think we all need to carm down a bit, let's take a moment to enjoy the peacefull scene of a erect bivvy
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1230913373/bivvylol.jpg
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Nice bivvying there.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

cheers, i could sense it needed showing

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:27, archived)