A handful of Viz readers comments for your amusement:
Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action. Eager to please the young lady I sent her my ironing. That should keep her quiet for a while.
Warren

Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends', or so the commercial says. Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30.
Colum Hill

If the failed 21/7 bombers had just waited three more days, we'd all be calling them the 24/7 bombers. This would imply that they blow things up all day every day and, despite their actual lack of success, make them at least sound like they were good at bombing.
Christina Martin, London
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

*chortles*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

laughing at your own post, eh?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Laughing at what i find amusing?
Yes, yes i am.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

I chortled at the last one.

( Jobe, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

What a con these so called conmen are, the other day I was completely conned by one of them !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

My neighbor likes to sunbathe naked. She was out there lying on her stomach the other day
and I patiently waited for her to roll over but to no avail. Needless to say, I didnt see the fanny side.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

I bought a lovely can of sugary, orange flavoured drink in an Essex Village
No offence, just Boreham Fanta.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

I lolled

( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

...fucking hell

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

you read Viz

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

harry enfield used to write alot of the letters in viz

( mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

I think this might sadden me

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

sorry mykey, they are not all sent in by readers
and the letters in club/mayfair used to be written by my mate james, not a hot horny 18 year old blonde stunner
( mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Next you'll tell me the easter bunny isnt real:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Ricky Gervaise used to read a lot of them, if his stand up is anything to go by.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

I lol'd.
I always enjoyed the culmination of the months of 'if you sit on your hand...' jokes -

"If you sit on your cornflakes until they go numb it will feel like you are eating someone elses breakfast"
(thediscokingpin, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

My recent fave:
Why is everyone getting excited about america having a black president? Zimbabwe has had one for years and he's shit.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:45, archived)