I just opened a bottle of Heineken
What have you opened today?
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Shit thread

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Fuck you

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Meanie :(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

A bottle of Rose and it's going down FAR TOO WELL

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

I'm trying to persuade my folks that one of the 'new' artisan rosé wines (the stuff is enjoying a revival at the moment) would be much a better drink
than the Lambrusco of rosé wines (Mateus), but they just don't (or won't) get it.
( custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Oh well
If they don't like it, all the more for you!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

At least they don't drink fucking LAMBRINI
My dad has to sneak it into the trolly for my mum because he knows if i see it i will put it back and replace it with a decent white and some soda or lemonade. Stuck up cunt i am.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

I have my guilty pleasures too (like Asti), but there are limits...
Mateus is ok (as is sweet French blended plonk like Piat D'or), but you can get better for the same money.
( custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Rosé is LOVELY stuff

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

Do you want a complete list?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Go on

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

I would
But I'm off to bed now. Night fatties.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

:(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

A bottle of BrewDog's Punk IPA
Bloody lovely too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

My eyes
my mouth
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Legs?
Oh man, that was shite
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

LOLS OLD MAN

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

I opened my legs today.
Mind you, I am Robocop.
( FoldsFive, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

I applaud your attempts at ignoring my calling your bird a slag

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Pension packet?

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

I opened the ark of the covenant
It wasn't all that it's cracked up to be
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Pandora's Box does it for me

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

Railway rule book
All the words bounced off my eyes
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

A bottle of St Peter's Cream Stout

( custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

That is a lovely beer.
I'm a big fan of their golden ale.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Their best bitter and organic ale/best bitter (not that I'm to the whole organic thing)
are fine drinks too.

They are definitely one of the best/most consistent independent breweries.

I don't like their fruit/honey brews, but I suspect that they are good takes on a style that I just don't like (I'm never going to drink anything 'beer' and 'honey' again).
( custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

I agree
I'm generally not a fan of fruit beers or ones with anything other than barley, hops, yeast and water in really.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Some winter/seasonal ales are alright
but too many of them (especially chocolate stouts) are just dominated by one flavour (in a bad way).
( custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Woo another b3ta beer fan!
I'm not a chocolate stout fan.

I'm really lucky to be served by some ace microbrewers round here though.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

A jar of damson and port jelly.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Nice
Be good with a nice bit of strong cheese that would.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

I think so
It tells me it's good with duck too.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

I can see that working.
Needs some good strong cheddar, Mongomery's or Lincolnshire Poacher would be a good bet.

Might work with blue cheese though, be interesting to try with a bit of Stilton.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

I am now craving duck
:(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

cr sh
du co
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

Yet another pack of fucking bog roll

( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Stop fucking it then

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

A can of worms,
I want to put them back now.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

A bottle of Waggledance.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

nyom nyom
Do you like Summer Lightning (Hop Back)?
( custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

I'm sure I've had it, being a long-time frequenter of beer festivals but I can't recall it.
My favourites are Adnams and Wadworths though. The local Cambridge breweries are pretty good too.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

We have very little in the way of microbreweries over here.
Closest we can get do decent real ale is buying minicasks either directly from the microbreweries or via CAMRA.

We do have the occasional beer festival (and they are better than no beer festival), but it isn't the same as a big regional one.
( custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Opened a TPS account.
It's non-stop action here.
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

A 3 FR 10
WNE
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 28 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Good show, there

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

An ice lolly wrapping.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

I have recently discovered I have a fondness for Calippo.

( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

They helped me through when I got my tongue pierced

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

Mint feasts is where it's at.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

Hmm wonder if I can get them round here
I'd happily trade my third testicle for a mint feast
( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

The spastic italian?

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

A computer.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

My arse.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

A can of whoop ass
I thought it was beans. Serves me right for not reading the labels properly.
( CowJam, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

My new Devin Townsend CD.
Signed by the man himself!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:46, archived)