I wish I'd turned up at the Countryside Alliance
marches. I would have liked a crack at the farmer boys.

I grew up in the country-side and they are almost without exception utter cockends.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:26, archived)

Fighting
is just a way of expressing gayness in men who are in denial of their bumsexuality
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:27, archived)

I fight with
a woad painted dildo stuffed up my arse.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:29, archived)

Then you have earned my respect
And possibly some semen in your hair
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

The mental image brought up by this post
has now placed my pants under extreme tension.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)

Shat yourself
in fear? Or awe?
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)

Heh heh,
that's like the cartoon I saw with the guy reading in the 'Erotic Horror' section of the bookshop: he's got a one big bulge in the front of his trousers, and another in the back. :)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:44, archived)

Oh yes
Same here. the odd one or two are OK, but mostly they need to the be strung up by the balls in their barns and their dogs setting on them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:27, archived)

Haha
Did you see the programme about abbatoirs yesterday? Didn't put me off meat, but most of the people working there were vile.
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:31, archived)

I thought they seemed like simple-but-decent folk
until some of them came out with some quite nasty viewpoints.

Thought it was a fascinating programme, though.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:40, archived)

The guy
with the tatts though! What a vile specimen. I felt I had to watch it so I could defend my meat eating. And I can now :D
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:42, archived)