"It's not the same without GMOS"
what do you shout at the point of orgasm ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

i never shout.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

sometimes i squeal.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

and with the bit where i said "never" i excluded myself from talking exclusively about sex

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Eh?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

by never i meant "never".
not "never during orgasm", just "never ever"

so when i said "i sometimes squeal" i was not referring to sex.

do you see?
( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

you can't back up now binky

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

BACK UP hey?

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

I see now.
Thank you for clarifying.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

i wasn't very clear the first time through.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

like a boar

( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

yeah and grunt.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

shields up

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

I love it when sex ends in hysterical laughter...

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Sex should contain laughter.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

yeah I know
I was making a self depricating comment about my sexual performance.
Stupid
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

I bet you're amazing, Chompy.
I bet they cry tears of joy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

when I leave perhaps

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

Fair point
you are a rapist after all.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

It's part of my Machismo

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

hahahaahahaha

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 29 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

15 days!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

haha
i'm guessing True Blood?
i can't wait
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 29 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

soooo fucking excited!
How's the writing??
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

oh ok
i went for a holiday (to concentrate on it) but ended up doing pretty much everything to avoid it
i'm back into it now though

how about yours?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 29 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

oooooooh holiday? where did you go?
I'm doing everything to avoid as well. Bad, bad, bad.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

Fuerteventura for two weeks
rode camels horses climbed volcanoes.. even did kite surfing and scuba diving
it was dead cheap and bloody hot
well recommended
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 29 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

arf!

( spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

BRING ME PETER PAN

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

RUFIOOOOOOOOOO

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

basically anything from the movie Hook

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

go suck on a dead dog's tail!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

YOU MAN YOU STUPID STUPID MAN

( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Nothing distinct.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Thats an interesting thing to shout
I'm only back for a few minutes, just been to see that little cottage, fantastic location, shit size and way overpriced for what it has.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Ah noooo
No, I just scream/squeal/the usual.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

I'm just going to nod politely
*nods politely*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

OH RIGHT
so when Binky says it it's alright?!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Binky who?
Dont worry.

I'm like Sheldon but less intelligent and not as good looking. I completely missed the top of this thread.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I love Sheldon.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

:D
I was just saying that I completely miss the point on 95% of life. Binky's comments damaged my fragile psyche as much as yours when I had read them, but I was too busy picking up my monocle :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

what's an orgasm?

( jenpots, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

I just walked 20 minutes to see if a lecture was on or not.
It wasn't, but at least I had a nice walk.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

did you get an icecream?

( jenpots, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

No,
but I do have a packet of chipsticks.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

*ponders*
ok, that's good eating for sunny days.
( jenpots, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

I love Jean-Luc

( jenpots, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

Haha, laydees is not replicators

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

My mate Danny was having a threesome
and one of the guys shouted

'I'M CUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMING!!!!!!'

Danny had to leave the room as he was laughing so much (Danny is a homosexual)
( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Who was the third man?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

You were the third man, weren't you?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

FUCKING HELL, FUCKING HELL
NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

NOT THE BEARD!
/Gimli
( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

I don't have a beard anymore
so HA jokes on you
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

And you're well cute without it.
*runs*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

:(
Shut up. I've been called that twice today. By the same person. I think you might all be winning. Wearing me down, like an overused clitoris.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Like YOUR overused clitoris.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Like YOUR MUM's overused clitoris

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

an my swollen, distended,
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

That too
probably
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

ewww!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 29 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

Yep.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

The first duty of every Star fleet officer is to the TRUTH

( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Either that or I quote Hamlet
badly
( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

Alias prove yorvik?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

ding ding ding it's the milkman

( spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

not in the arse

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

not only
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

beat it out the frame

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

SEMEN. INCOMING.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

RRRRRIKES, RRRAGGY!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Like, wow, Scoob.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

oh that's wrong
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Oh, my, sorry about that.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

"If you go to the police, I'll come back"

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEE

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

IT'S FUN TO BE A CARE BEAR !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY, NO SHE CAN'T READ MY POKE HER FACE !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

WOOOP WOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

CLANG CLANG CLANG GOES THE TROLLEY

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

DAD

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

+ See, just cause I'm ugly doesnt make me a bad shag !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

Holy Christ, you are Irish.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:42, archived)