penis suicide?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)

I tried choking myself to death with it once,
but reconsidered at the last moment.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

ALWAYS...
....that one vertebrae stopping you bending enough eh?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

Did I say it was my penis?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

You couldn't do it with Mykey's...
...his has got a hole in it at the side like biros do to prevent chokage.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

I wouldn't like to be his cleaner

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

You'd need to wear waders to get through...
...the fast food packages and moist, slightly warmm used hankies.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

*bleaches*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

Only after she's picked up all of the above...
....does she then bleach all the surfaces.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

cutting it off
and eating it woud have been a little drastic. Why not have a wank whilst strangling yourself instead?

/michael hutchence
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

I hope for his sake
it was a bloody good wank.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

it was
to die for, apparently.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)