cellar_door.
She's very clever.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Haha
Who is she and what got up her butt?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Oh she asked for a torrent, and was told to fuck off, she got upset, the usual.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

I got upset?
mmmkay
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Hurray!
Successful baiting!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

excellent work there

( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

lol
you're precious!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

I thought you composed yourself quite eloquently.
I like how your new profile picture shows your chest. If this was done to convince everyone that you are a genuine female, it hasn't worked.

Let's get married.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

why on earth
are you checking my profile for changes

sad sad little man
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

The minute I mentioned your profile,
you clicked back on mine. Admit it.

You're not a regular, so the only reason you are still here is to further this arguement.

Now, about our wedding...
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

haven't looked
since I made my first judgement

I'm already betrothed. to a knight.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

i appreciate that you're just feeling a little defensive
but this really is a no-win situation, i advocate ducking out now. and possibly posting a thread about how sickrik is shit

my consulting fee is £3.10 per post. if you do post a thread about sickrik, you'd better have the money ready
( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Sorry, dear fellow
advocacy not needed.

far too much fun winding up squares.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

jolly good then
*doffs cap*
( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

*waves handkerchief*
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

*slowly masturbates carnation*

( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

I don't know.
I think c_d has probably been the highlight of my /talk evening. And if we were to get out JMG's patented UPSET-O-METER I don't reckon the Wobbletron Indicator would find much to go against her.

It's all been great forum banter as far as I'm concerned.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

the clique

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

RARR FEAR MY CLIQUE!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

i fear no cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

YOU WILL FEAR MY CLIQUE
OR I WILL BE MEAN TO YOU ONLINE
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

I'm sure I speak for the nation when I say
giant "who cares".
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

I wasn't talking to you, you spastic.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

nope
technically you were talking to nobody

as nobody gives but a turd in the world as to what you have to say.

apart from your little friends, who collectively probably look like a poster for a clean teen club.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Haha, and there we have it,
the clique accusation.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

clique accusation
hardly an accusation is it, pointing out that the only people who seem to be arsed about what you say are the ones who generally join in any discussion as long as its one where you all try, and fail to irritate members of the general public.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

You're not even making any sense now.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

no that's not it
you're just too deliriously lonely in your sad little flat in the back arse of nowhere to understand english words.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

Hahahahaha, yeah, that's it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

Now does seem to imply she was making sense in the first place

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

Yeah, that's a good point.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

oh look!
another friend jumping on the bandwagon.

Misery does love company.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Yeah, it's not that you're shit or anything.
I'd hardly call myself and PIckle friends.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

And yet we are so clearly ganging up on her...!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Obviously.
Let's use our secret clique language.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

I'm surprised it took so long.
We are but a step away from her actually blaming JMG for everything.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

Pfft
Welcome!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

thank you sir
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

It's nice to see some new people around here
Every so often it reminds us that we arent the creme de la creme and beyond reproach.

Tell us more about yourself! *goes off to find corkscew*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

ah no
when I pop in to have a look there's normally plenty of evidence that you are the creme de la creme! tis a good board.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

So why are you spending so much time grumping?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Well we do have our good and bad
Right, i think its time to go trawl sky for a bit
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

or maybe go for a walk
it might do you some good, getting some fresh air, instead of the stale vapours that have been through a computer fan a hundred times
( weaver., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

Drunk

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

You're a cunt.

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

clever manly
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

My old band were called Cellar Door.
The name was done without consulting me. We were shit.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

My old band were called 'Kings of the Infidels'
I had no say in this.

Apparently it's a phrase used by Bin Laden in one of the early home movies.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

I remember that one
it was where the dog pushed the toddler over into the paddling pool, and the bride fell over on the dancefloor, lol
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

it's a reference to that pretentious film with Jake Gillenhall isn't it?

( scott,, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Yes.
I hate that film and hates the name. and I hated the singer.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

I could have told you all that for nothing.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

:((((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:12, archived)