Oi cunts!
It's my birthday. What did you get me?
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Nothing, you shit.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

I give you, the Woodside filter:
b3ta.belm.co.uk/woodside
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

You're a bit wound up about this, aren't you?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

I haven't written a script to hide things from my sensitive eyes.
So, no.

You seem a little bitter though.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

It's true, I am a little overly expressive.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

Your next challenge:
Amend the code to insert an audio file in place of posts accusing JMG of repetition. Have it appear as they do on /links, so you can click play when you feel the need. Perhaps a baby crying.
You could filter other moaning out too, with other noises, and the only way you could find out what might have been there is to play back the sound.

It'd be awesome.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

Friz might get you KILLED!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

AIDS

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

But you got that for me last year!

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

A pressed penny embossed "I love you"

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Why hasn't christopher lee done an audiobook I can get on iTunes.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Because you've only ever met under professional circumstances and he sort of didn't like you anyway.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

A box of my poo.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Todd?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

My winning smile.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Toothache

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

yeah, i actually have that.
getting it sorted out on a few days.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

Drunk

( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

i sent it

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

it's not here.
did you send it recorded?
Do i have to sign for it?
will the person delivering it be sexy?
will we hit it off?
will we get married and havekids together?
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

yes
it was sent

A+++ would rape again
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

the rapture

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

This.
Aren't you going to open it?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

what, and spoil the surprise?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)