OH HAI
HOW ARE YOU
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

GOOD KTHX
I BURNED MYSELF IN THE SUN
HOW ARE YOU
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

this
12 hours in the sun today and I forgot my sun cream.

I normall wear factor 50 as I burn like a silly twat..I am going to hurt tomorrow.
( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

It's not sunburn unless three layers of skin fall off and leave permanent scaring.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Sunburn is quite scary, it's true.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

I have the slightly shiney shoulders to show for it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

I got really badly burned n one side of my face, throat and leg years ago.
The scar on my throat flares up when I get hot. Very annoying.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Surely neck, rather than throat?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

THERE'S ALWAYS AT LEAST ONE PEDENT
FUCK OFF
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

No, I was actually curious as to whether she managed to get sunburn on her throat.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

FUCK OFF ANYWAY

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

yeah you are.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

Badger used to dread this time of year when he worked on the burns unit.
Constant streams of thick Essex girls with burnt tits smelling of bacon can put you right off a fried breakfast.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

I've seen a good few spastics with the arms and shoulders burned off themselves already.
It looks fucking ming, how can they think it looks good.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Same with people who use sunbeds.
I cannot fucking understand it.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Wankers.
BURN THEM, BURN THEM ALL!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

I bet it didn't put him off applying the burn cream.

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

He's only human.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

god, what do they do,
cover themselves in vegetable oil?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Olive oil! Get it right!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Well I don't know, do I?
I don't do anything so daft.
Mind you, my shoulders are a bit sore after being out in it on Sunday.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

Poor mooey
*gentle sunburn hugs*
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Oh you nobber.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Bath with vinegar in, STAT.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

shower with FIVE different bodyshop mango products, thankyou very much
it's like having a bath in tropical fruit, while nubian slaveboys caress you with palm fans

or something
( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

Vinegar will take the sting out, seriously.
Cold wet towels, also.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

Fine, not sunburned:)
I am an unemployed now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

GET A JOB DOLESCUM

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

FUCK OFF

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)