I've got a hernia
and an operation booked. God bless BUPA
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

I'll poke it up you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

what do you think
caused it
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Broom stick up the anus

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

God bless torn muscle walls.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Your adominal walls are so weak your intestines can escape through them

( magnum, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

god bless bingo
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

I hate you and your crappy bingo
*sadfaces at not being around*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Seriously?
8 on a saturday and people are going to be on here?
I know us lot are supposed to have no lives, but come on.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

does it hurt your eyes staring down on other people from your lofty perch?

( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Not really,
I've invested in binoculars.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

do you balance them on your beak so you can fly and spy at the same time?
( vladimir, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Woo for private healthcare
Which does remind me that I must make an appointment to see the dentist!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

I've got an appointment in 2 weeks.
Eep!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

My dental insurance is ace
I really must make an appointment for a check up at some point
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

if you're a dr why not do it yourself?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

wrong sort of dr
.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

so what you're saying is that you're a FRAUD

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

your death means nothing to anyone here

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

ooh
my mate had one of those in his groin, he said it was agony.
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

A hernia in the groin?
I thoguht they were only in the abdomen
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

*wikis*
fair enough, my mistake.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

no worries
I laughed at him when he told me
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

almost anywhere you can tear something and poke
tissue through
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

they do tend to happen less often in the arm

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

I haven't heard of that before, but it does make sense
the impact/strain would have to be hefty
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

why the fuck would I care about any of this?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)