How fat
is Mykeyboy?
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

As fat as me.
Which is fairly fucking huge.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

He's the reason they declassified Pluto.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Twice as wide as Friz's face.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

I heard Friz managed 4 snooker balls yesterday.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Christ, his colon must be so slack.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

They just flew out the other end.

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

He has his own postcode.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Imagine all the people.
That's Mykey.
( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Among all the fucking pigs on here, about average.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

I'm just eating lots becuase i'm worried about my exams!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

It's water retention!
water cake
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

smaller fat b3tans orbit him

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

What percentage
of b3tans are actually fat? Like clinically obese? Could b3ta be the obesity capital of the UK? Like Rotherham. Or the queue at KFC?
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

100%.
That's what b3tans are; fat, hopeless losers who are so worthless that they should be pathetically grateful every time life grants them any kind of opportunity to improve their lot. Except me of course, I'm brilliant.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

we should do a weigh-in instead a roll call

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

I think you should conduct an improptu poll.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)