What would be your dream job?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Ninja assasin

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I said dream job, not what you already do.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

What's the point in having a dream,
if you can't have a dream come true?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Happy /talk

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

*smoke bombs*

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

why would you want to assassinate ninjas?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

I never dreamt I had a job before.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I sometimes dream I've got a car.
That's quite weird.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Do you have a job or am I paying for you?
/Kyle
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Neither.
Well, technically I'm employed by Spacefish, but there's no actual work coming in at the moment.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Telly watching with arse scratching
No argument
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

So, professional dole scum engineer then?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

For someone to pay me to make cartoons
like Zero Punctuation on the Escapist Magazine.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Working for Sony

( turb0t, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

WHY!?
Apart from getting cost price tellys and shit?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Its a joke , based on who i currently work with

( turb0t, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Helicopter Pilot
Ooo Test Pilot for Westland Helis would be my ultimate dream job.
( M o D, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Oh yes. WINNAR!
I'd quite like that too as I have a PPLH
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

I'd love to get my PPLH.
Maybe one day
( M o D, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

i'd like to write about games for a living, i think
last time i said this on here. red rocket forwarded me a link to some games website that were looking for writers. he did this because he is a bloody nice chap
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Something photography-based
maybe travel or fashion.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Fighter pilot
Astronaught.
Successful writer.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

i'd like to wash cars in asda carpark, but the nigerians seem to have it sown up :(((((

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Get out there and start a turf war

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)