I think when you hug a shark they make a sound like Blakey from On The Buses

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

I also think Chimps are perfect, I don't understand why we evolved.
They are cheeky and have funny faces and they pick their bums, what more do you want?!?!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Telly, marmite and comics.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

I love comics. I've got all of next week off and I'm going to read Naruto from start to finish online. all 445 of them.
I've also got all 2000ADs from 1988-1996 so may dig those out too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

I have 2000ad's from about 1983 to about 1992 with a few 1970's ones
I have every 2000ad and Judge Dredd annual up to about 1995

I would sell the lot tomorrow if I could get a decent price for the bastards. Can't be bothered to sell them one at a time for 50p each on ebay....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I've got the first ever Simpsons comic which is worth a few bob now, fuck knows where it is though.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

I used the first ever copy of Superman to wipe my arse on.
I gave the soiled item to my next door neighbour's little girl who ate it.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I've got a lot of very early Viz comics
I bet they are worth sixty or seventy pence each now.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

I might take a few days off and reread all of Preacher again
which is my favourite. I want to buy more Battlepope as well, I've got the trades of the first few issues and OHMYGOODNESS it's good.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

I have the full Akira in digtial format
waiting for the day I have find the time/have another shit long flight.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Bicycles

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

sounds like you
:P
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

OooooOOOOOOO!! AAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAHHHH!!
*underarm lobs a poop at you*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

*whips out the tennis racquet of shyte reflection and bats it right back at you*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

Self awareness
Mime
War
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

we didn't evolve from chimps
that's not how it works. Us and chimps both evolved in different ways from a coscestor.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Evolution? I'll not have you peddling that Satanic filth around here, m'boy
Why don't you have a chimp round for tea then if they're part of the family? EH?
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Fundies Say The Darndest Things
[Replying to 'as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years... incase you missed that memo...']

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.

From www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Hah, I like the idea of the Eternal Chimp

( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)