I have held a shark on my lap
and fed it little fish.

Swimming with dolphins is gay.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

That's awesome.
Is their skin as sandpapery as people say?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Yes very much so, rougher than you would imagine.
And the jolt of muscular activity when you feed it a fish and it snaps its jaws is awesome. This was just a 4ft shark too, imagine what a 10ft shark would be like to rape feed.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Rough surfaces, counter-intuitively, have less drag.
Think of golf balls. If you want your car to be more fuel efficient, sand it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

or go for the golf-ball physics
and smack it right up with a ball-peen hammer.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Can you imagine playing golf with a shark instead of a ball ?
What a load of shite people post on here...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Tigershark Woods

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Ernie Eels

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

If I ever get a car, I'm going to try this.
It'll make my dad go nuts.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Only when pressure drag is dominant, otherwise the opposite is true.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

You're a bit late for this discussion.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

Sorry. Working.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

That's ok,
it doesn't make you wrong.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

I suppose not.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

You say just 4ft forgetting
that spango is probably that height.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

That's true
The biggest one in the tank I swam in was 7ft, they didnt let you molest that one though.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

It really is a bit shit isn't it?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Mrs HB & I went on a dolphin safari in a Chinese junk.
True dat.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Were they wild ?
To be fair, I did swim with captive dolphins. It was in Israel and they were in a pen in the sea being gradually "released" into the wild after living a long time in aquariums.

I think encountering a wild dolphin would be a different ball game, captive ones are just bored shitless
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Wild? They were livid!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

don't put your cock in their blow holes then, they can't stand it

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)