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i was on brighton pier this weekend!
what a coincidence.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
Did Sammi give you cancer?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
She turned me into a newt
I got better
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
She spreads deaf and racism where ever she goes.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
nobody say it's name again or else it will appear

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
I have decided
I'd rather be Sammi than have cancer.

At least if I was Sammi I could have sex with blind lesbians.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
And emo's
www.b3ta.com/talk/6187960
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
You mean Emus ?
Do they bury their heads up filthy holes like Ostriches do ?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
oh god.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
the thing is,
the main problem with sammi is not her looks or anything, it's that she is just so incredibly stupid.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
and her looks, don't forget her looks.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
i couldn't give a shit about her looks.
this is a text board, i don't have to look at her if i don't want to.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
Dull too.
That's important to remember.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
In the next update, cr3 is going to add little pictures of ourselves next to our posts
You'll be able to see everyone's gurning mugs staring at you with their blank, soulless, pie-filled eyes.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
My ignore list will suddenly fill up.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
If we had that, I wonder how many male b3tans would block all but the female b3tans

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
And the attractive female b3tans
which means about 10 of them
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
that will be great, i hope he let's us choose different colour text too, and maybe have a massive panel of emoticons, even animated ones

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
I'm going to have the first 15 seconds of some of the best indie tracks playing every time I post
It'll be well wicked
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
in real life she looks very nice, she just photos badly, she told me that

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
haha

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
ARRRRRRGGGG YOU INVOKED IT, RUN
and even blind lesbians would cop a quick feel of the face and body and run in horror
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
Yeah but dude
it's still got to be better than cancer
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
How much cancer are we talking here?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Hey, lol!
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(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)